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    Jousting is still the state sport of Maryland.

    This is another reason why I am more awesome than you.

    Jousting is still the state sport of Maryland.

    This is another reason why I am more awesome than you.

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    Damn, you Brits are behind the fucking times. This show was interesting for 10 minutes last year. I have a Hypercolor t-shirt I can sell you when they finally get in style over there.

    Seriously though, these fuckers are batshit crazy. **** getting rammed in the chest at 35 mph while wearing some clanky ass armor, then falling 6 feet flat onto your back. Not good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Damn, you Brits are behind the fucking times. This show was interesting for 10 minutes last year.
    England thought jousting was cool waaay before the US caught on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    England thought jousting was cool waaay before the US caught on.
    The U.S. didn't fail to catch on. We dismissed it, except for a few renaissance fair losers.

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    I'm not a Brit, I just live here. It takes us third worlders some time to catch up on this ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    The U.S. didn't fail to catch on. We dismissed it, except for a few renaissance fair losers.
    MARYLAND STATE SPORT, DUMBASS.

    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    The U.S. didn't fail to catch on. We dismissed it, except for a few renaissance fair losers.
    MARYLAND STATE SPORT, DUMBASS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _V_ View Post
    That's a different incident.
    yes, good job on discovering the bleedingly obvious.

    For step 2 in your reading comprehension homework, be sure to make reference to this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    What?! Why the hell would anyone want to punch a horse?
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    What?! Why the hell would anyone want to punch a horse?
    Vengeance for Christopher Reeve.

    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    What?! Why the hell would anyone want to punch a horse?
    Vengeance for Christopher Reeve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Damn, you Brits are behind the fucking times. This show was interesting for 10 minutes last year. I have a Hypercolor t-shirt I can sell you when they finally get in style over there.

    Seriously though, these fuckers are batshit crazy. **** getting rammed in the chest at 35 mph while wearing some clanky ass armor, then falling 6 feet flat onto your back. Not good.
    Solution for those concerned with horses getting punched.

    Substitute them with motorcycles.

    We could also have a kiddie version where the contestants begin their run at each other on mountain bikes from the opposite wall-tops of a halfpipe.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Solution for those concerned with horses getting punched.

    Substitute them with motorcycles.

    We could also have a kiddie version where the contestants begin their run at each other on mountain bikes from the opposite wall-tops of a halfpipe.

    Carry on.
    Can't they just ride those DARPA mule-robots?

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