Wing Chun vs Karate "Blackbelt"
Wing Chun Vs Karate Blackbelt
So I know the Wing Chun topic has been done to death, but just stumbled across this video after watching the "How to break your arms" thread.
I couldn't find it in a search so I don't think it's been posted yet (if it has sorry about that).
Basically they claim its a Karate blackbelt with some objections about what they are teaching. He then comes out and gets thrown around by the instructor (who sounds out of breath just talking).
I'm no expert on Karate so maybe somebody else could correct me here but this guy hardly seems like a blackbelt. His kicks in the second attack especially just seem unbalanced and sloppy.
Just thought as they have disable the comments on this one, it's only fair that some discussion is allowed on it. Seems to possibly be a case of stretching the truth a little to make themselves look good.
Last edited by brend0_; 4/17/2013 4:34am at .
Reason: Fixed grammar
Blackbelt - my arse. I know there are some crap karate schools out there (he may have come from one of them) but that was terrible. Kicks/punches had no power/speed. I can't help but feel that this was staged for the camera.
Wing Chun makes all attacks seem unbalanced and sloppy. That's why its so dangerous.
Load of old wank.
Originally Posted by brend0_
Not only was the kick really poor in execution it had no real target, if that guy is a blackbelt in anything other than hand shandies he's sure good at hiding it.
The elephant teaching..didn't he get the memo? Wing Chun is for small women.
Blackbelt? I'd be surprised if the guy had ever trained. There was no karate-technique in what the "black belt" was exhibiting.
And as for the Sifu, it looked more like a elephant charge combined with bitch-slapping ...
Wow, that has to take some balls to stand there and stare down an elephant charging at you like that. Would want to hope you don't miss.
Originally Posted by r12477
I don't even think I'd know what to do if a guy that big was charging at me like he does in the vid. Think I'd need some more time in Judo to expect to actually throw that guy.
This is one of the reasons why I love BS...
No matter how often the ing-ung horse has been beaten to death, buried, dug up, raped, his tooth plugged, ears filled with wax, buried again, there is always someone who wants his turn at pounding it one more time.
Can we make magic pants jokes in an ing-ung thread?
Then it's bullshit.
Originally Posted by brend0_
Such a derail would need to be executed in a subtle fashion to maintain a high enough comedic standard to avoid an inevitable decline to Trollshido. That you have asked the question indicates that provaction of this level is beyond your current grasp.
Originally Posted by franginho
"Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."
Originally Posted by strikistanian
Originally Posted by Devil
. . . Was anyone else strongly reminded of E. Honda?
Clearly, since the guy takes impromptu challenges, we need to go send a bully down there to do a quick double leg and pound the guy out.
Or, you know, gas instantly and then complain it wasn't fair because the fat guy was surprisingly fat.
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