Thread: BJJ = Brainwashing Cult
4/01/2013 2:56pm, #1
BJJ = Brainwashing Cult
I've given this a lot of thought, and I've come to the conclusion that BJJ and grappling in general are both bullshit and promote cult mentality, far worse than even Yellow Bamboo or any Korean martial arts you can think of.
Royce Gracie is perhaps the biggest offender of all, how the **** could this tiny Brazilian dude possibly have beaten titans like Dan Severn and Ken Shamrock?
After nearly two decades and countless hours of Altavista research, I finally have the answer: Dan Severn and Ken Shamrock (and Gerard Gordeau and the rest of Royce's first ten UFC opponents) are all actually brainwashed minions of the Gracie clan.
I realize this is a bold claim to make in 2013. As proof I submit the Gracie clan puppetmastered the early UFCs, controlling moonie minions like Dan "The Beast" Severn in order to promote BJJ to the success story it is today ($$$$$$!).
Here is Helio at UFC4 sending subliminal messages to Dan using only his mind..right before the fight with Royce.
To the layman's eye, his stare is simply concern that his son is about to grapple "The Beast".
In reality, and only visible to the trained eye....here's what's REALLY going on:
"After 15 minutes, your ass gets choked"
I have tons more research and proof, but I will rest my case and leave Bullshido for at least 5 months instead of sharing them.
BJJ is bullshit.
Last edited by W. Rabbit; 4/01/2013 3:09pm at .
4/01/2013 2:58pm, #2
hmm, 7/10go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40
4/01/2013 3:16pm, #3
I do know for sure most commentators were in on the scam.
Just look at their faces, man.
Jim Brown, under Helio's control, unsure of where he is but knowing he might have to snap a neck.
Joe Rogan has probably been under mind control since News Radio, ever since he fought Andy Dick.
Last edited by W. Rabbit; 4/01/2013 3:21pm at .
4/01/2013 3:20pm, #4
Come on Tranq you can't deny it, only the most sadistic forms of Brazilian mind control could cause this to happen:
4/01/2013 7:25pm, #5
The subliminal powers of Helio Gracie are well known and documented:
4/02/2013 9:55am, #6
4/02/2013 6:01pm, #7
It seems the complexity of BJJ has grown so rapidly the last 15 yrs or so.
I remember when it was just guard, Side Mount and Mount.
Now it seems they have dozens of guard positions. And each positions has a massive set of counters, sweeps and submissions.
I think learning the core stuff like Guard, SM and MT is very important and I plan on doing this next year .
4/02/2013 6:05pm, #8
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4/02/2013 9:02pm, #10
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