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  1. theAsthmatic is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    I had a Systema guy show up to my kali class once.

    I've never killed someone so many times without them owning it.

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.
    Yeah, but you know how it is these days: total lack of bush skills in society. People are always forgetting their taint-pegs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    People are always forgetting their taint-pegs.
    Not when I'm through with them.
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    I've got a taint peg for all of you!


    "The only important elements in any society
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    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    I've got a taint peg for all of you!
    I'll bet you have...

    You're only giving me that, if you buy me a drink first...
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

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  7. bobyclumsyninja is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    ...taint peg...
    That would make a good band name.

    Kinda emo rock, or frat alt rock.
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    It's Thursday.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lionknight View Post
    It's Thursday.


    --Just say'en
    :( Training cancelled due to someone spraining their *****, or summint.... Boo no hall, then it started raining so bit crap out doors too. I was gonna get some footage training with me step son, but then his Nan had to be taken to hospital (un-related, I didn't do it) So all in all bit p'd off - would have gone to BJJ had I known earlier. In the meantime pls enjoy this little gem - I (wish I) am the one with the massive head getting p'wnd by Bill Clinton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iscape View Post
    :( Training cancelled due to someone spraining their *****, or summint.... Boo no hall, then it started raining so bit crap out doors too. I was gonna get some footage training with me step son, but then his Nan had to be taken to hospital (un-related, I didn't do it) So all in all bit p'd off - would have gone to BJJ had I known earlier. In the meantime pls enjoy this little gem - I (wish I) am the one with the massive head getting p'wnd by Bill Clinton

    yeah... so why am I not surprised?

    So, what is your time frame now to get a video up?

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