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    I had a Systema guy show up to my kali class once.

    I've never killed someone so many times without them owning it.

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
    When you decide it is time too go to jail.

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    you all just haven't seen the r34l systema. We have teh r34lz right here is oz. how do I know? because they have a figgin' bat signal. that's why:

    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    you all just haven't seen the r34l systema. We have teh r34lz right here is oz. how do I know? because they have a figgin' bat signal. that's why:

    If one clicks on ^ marsupial systema, does one grow a permanently-vodka-filled pouch?

    Mildly-disturbing image perhaps, but not without its compensations.

    After a few shots, at any rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Mildly-disturbing image perhaps, but not without its compensations.
    or perhaps an explanation for the reticule being trained on the marsupial's groin....
    #sourceofsystemaknowledge/vodka
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lionknight View Post
    Ok, then Thursday the 18th. I look forward to seeing what you got.
    Haha well give me a chance to edit up the church bells music, camo cutscenes and broken English commentary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iscape View Post
    Haha well give me a chance to edit up the church bells music, camo cutscenes and broken English commentary
    actually I would rather see raw footage, but even with a little editing it shouldn't take that long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    I had a Systema guy show up to my kali class once.

    I've never killed someone so many times without them owning it.

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.
    Yeah, but you know how it is these days: total lack of bush skills in society. People are always forgetting their taint-pegs.

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