224865 Bullies, 3156 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 251 to 260 of 293
Page 26 of 30 FirstFirst ... 162223242526 27282930 LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. DerAuslander is offline
    DerAuslander's Avatar

    Valiant Monk of Booze & War

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    18,451

    Posted On:
    4/14/2013 6:20pm

    supporting memberstaff
     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

    5
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I had a Systema guy show up to my kali class once.

    I've never killed someone so many times without them owning it.

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
  2. It is Fake is offline
    It is Fake's Avatar

    Administrator

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    33,975

    Posted On:
    4/14/2013 6:23pm

    staff
     Style: xingyi

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
    When you decide it is time too go to jail.
  3. cualltaigh is offline
    cualltaigh's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Cooltown, SEQ
    Posts
    1,358

    Posted On:
    4/14/2013 6:40pm


     Style: BJJ, MMA, JJJ

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    you all just haven't seen the r34l systema. We have teh r34lz right here is oz. how do I know? because they have a figgin' bat signal. that's why:

    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.
  4. Vieux Normand is offline

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    4,271

    Posted On:
    4/14/2013 8:31pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: 血鷲

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    you all just haven't seen the r34l systema. We have teh r34lz right here is oz. how do I know? because they have a figgin' bat signal. that's why:

    If one clicks on ^ marsupial systema, does one grow a permanently-vodka-filled pouch?

    Mildly-disturbing image perhaps, but not without its compensations.

    After a few shots, at any rate.
  5. cualltaigh is offline
    cualltaigh's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Cooltown, SEQ
    Posts
    1,358

    Posted On:
    4/14/2013 9:05pm


     Style: BJJ, MMA, JJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Mildly-disturbing image perhaps, but not without its compensations.
    or perhaps an explanation for the reticule being trained on the marsupial's groin....
    #sourceofsystemaknowledge/vodka
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.
  6. Iscape is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2013
    Location
    Kent, UK
    Posts
    68

    Posted On:
    4/15/2013 5:46am


     Style: Satanist and BJJ noob

    1
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by lionknight View Post
    Ok, then Thursday the 18th. I look forward to seeing what you got.
    Haha well give me a chance to edit up the church bells music, camo cutscenes and broken English commentary
  7. lionknight is online now
    lionknight's Avatar

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Wa
    Posts
    1,177

    Posted On:
    4/15/2013 10:24am


     Style: Much striking, SAMBO, BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Iscape View Post
    Haha well give me a chance to edit up the church bells music, camo cutscenes and broken English commentary
    actually I would rather see raw footage, but even with a little editing it shouldn't take that long.
  8. theAsthmatic is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Boston, Ma
    Posts
    194

    Posted On:
    4/15/2013 11:31am


     Style: sambo

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    I had a Systema guy show up to my kali class once.

    I've never killed someone so many times without them owning it.

    How many times do I have to draw the training blade across a major artery for you to realize your **** don't work?
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)
  9. DerAuslander is offline
    DerAuslander's Avatar

    Valiant Monk of Booze & War

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Baltimore, MD
    Posts
    18,451

    Posted On:
    4/15/2013 12:52pm

    supporting memberstaff
     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

    3
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    What you don't realize is that the systema guy was protected by a psychic barrier the whole time and your knife attacks were useless. That's why he wouldn't own up to it :)
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.
  10. Vieux Normand is offline

    Senior Member

    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    4,271

    Posted On:
    4/15/2013 1:17pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: 血鷲

    3
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Shoulda have stabbed him in the taint.
    Yeah, but you know how it is these days: total lack of bush skills in society. People are always forgetting their taint-pegs.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.