Posted On:4/29/2004 9:12pm
you guys are right. i'll cauturize it with burning acid and then chop it off. cuz im cool like that. and then i'll be 1/5 of the way to having a fist like Jean Jaques Machado! Score!!!
pwning ninjas since 2004
Posted On:4/29/2004 10:20pm
Style: Street Yoga
Originally posted by brandeissansoo
good point, you may also want to take some ginsing and dragon root
If you had gone to MEDICAL SCHOOL instead of graduate (nerd) school, it would be obvious to you that he needs to take ginseng and TIGER PENIS. Not dragon root. I can't believe how inept structural neurobiologists are when it comes to treating finger infections!
Deluxe247 tells it like it is:
you ninja fags just got owned in a bad way. this thread should go to the classics and mega thread forum due to the sheer size of taebo_master and gajusceaser's penis. (with which they just smacked across these ninja's faces)
This Classic Thread - http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9653&perpage=15&pagenum ber=14
Posted On:4/29/2004 10:42pm
gajus, why is it that you seem to recommend one penis or another for all that ails people?
mamogram?, rub some penis on them and call me in the morning.
tonsilitis? have you tried sucking penis?
constipated? have you tried penis suppositories?
ancient chinese secret my ass.
Posted On:4/29/2004 10:44pm
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Willy has discovered my secret homo-erotic basis of all medicine!
I am ruined. I shall now give up the practice of medicine and become a ninja.
Posted On:4/29/2004 11:00pm
Your posts convey honesty and the depth of your knowledge. I will follow your advice.
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lord of the glen
Posted On:4/29/2004 11:02pm
Style: Kung Fu
nothin beats a good dragon root
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This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
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Posted On:4/29/2004 11:47pm
you are supposed to clean the finger after exiting each oriface.
Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
evil master betty
Decafinated white belt.
Posted On:4/30/2004 12:41am
Well, stop fingering skanks and it won't burn like that.
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Posted On:4/30/2004 12:44am
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that med school is for mechanized attack squaders.
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