pwn3d my finger?

**meowrsx** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 7:18pm

We were doing mitt drills and I felt this hugeass burning sensation on my left index finger, right above the first joint (after the knuckle). So I take off my glove, and theres some blue spots in the area, and I'm like ooookay lets just cut back on the left hand for now. The blue spots aren't there anymore, but it's pusy (not *****, pusy as in it has pus), and it burns like a dog from hell shooting laser guns at me just bit me when I touch it.

**Deadpan Scientist** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 7:23pm

time to go to the doctor....

**GajusCaesar** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 7:41pm

Oh crap! You have cancer.

Just kidding. Brand hit the nail on the head. If it is purulent (the medical term for exuding pus) it is probably infected and you may need antibiotics. Go see the urgent care or minor medical place nearest you.

**willy** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 7:47pm

don't listen to these two i mean whould you trust your finger to a med student? i wouldn't. i would be a man and cut the fucking thing off. *****.

**Deadpan Scientist** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 7:48pm

Or shove it in some bleach/acid

**willy** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 8:02pm

cautrize it in a bonfire?

**GajusCaesar** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 8:29pm

Eh. You're all retarded. It's painfully obvious to ANYONE that his finger's CHI FLOW has just been disrupted. He just needs to realign his anal chi meridian with this finger's chi meridian and it will all heal perfectly.

**willy** · Posted On: 4/29/2004 8:37pm

Originally posted by GajusCaesar
Eh. You're all retarded. It's painfully obvious to ANYONE that his finger's CHI FLOW has just been disrupted. He just needs to realign his anal chi meridian with this finger's chi meridian and it will all heal perfectly.

this is why are not a doc yet. you see his chi is male or yin, there for the must aligin his finger with a females yang.