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    The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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    10,000' is a long way to fall. . .
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    Sounds like the wise words of a man on hallucinogens trying to bargain for a free burrito.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Wait

    Llamas can play golf?
    Of course, as long as they sign the 'No spitting' contract prior to tee time.
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    Of course, as long as they sign the 'No spitting' contract prior to tee time.
    Can we contractually obligate them to share their wisdom with us as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    Can we contractually obligate them to share their wisdom with us as well?
    The Lamas or the Llamas? Which, or shall we ask both?
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    Never hurt to ask? May as well go for both.
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    Caddyshack much? That's one of my favorite lines in the movie.

    "but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
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    Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

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