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  1. DerAuslander is offline
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    Mr. Ervin,

    I was planning on revamping my school's Kalijutsu program to emphasize using shock knives while grappling, but my students have an aversion to getting shocking in the chode. Is there anway I can encourage this program through marketing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Mr. Ervin,

    I was planning on revamping my school's Kalijutsu program to emphasize using shock knives while grappling, but my students have an aversion to getting shocking in the chode. Is there anway I can encourage this program through marketing?
    Mr. Lander,

    That's amazing. "The Chode" happened to be the name of my forward base on the 7th Planet that the C'llmytes kept hitting. I think it was accidental because what they really wanted was kept in "The Pit".

    With regards to marketing, you won't need it after using my system. Your students will submit themselves willingly to any training program you can imagine once they get a taste of the R-Force drink supplement known as Kuul Ide!

    When your students drink Loyd Ervin's Kuul Ide, they'll do pretty much whatever you tell them!
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
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    Master Ervin,

    Recently I find myself in need of a superior form of defense. I understand through various sources that you are a proponent of the "Wys Ki Dik" school of defense, and advocate its usage even where it really should be no defense at all

    Can you elaborate further on this mysterious system?
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    Der Auslander, you just went to the wrong market. After I accidentally came over 'wired - *****' section of the internet I'm sure people would pay tons of money to get their rocks off on babes waking up with the shock - knife up their a.s.

    ...maybe finding that weird internet zone wasn't that much of an accident but anyways... Sorry Lloyd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loyd Ervin View Post
    Greetings people of 2013. I have traveled back in time to answer your questions about self defense and how my experiences in the year 3184 can help you become a millionaire today!
    I've traveled back in time from the year 3245 to stop you from corrupting Bullshido and ruining Martial Arts forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loyd Ervin View Post
    This, Son, is the opportunity you've been waiting for. Let my horrible experiences battling off the three-legged C'llmytes (pronounced "Sell-mates") show you how to defend against any attack by normal, two-legged creatures!
    Please teach me, master.

    Forgive my insolence I was making sure you are the real Master Ervin.

    If my post was disrespectful please delete it.
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    Is human-robo marriage legalized yet? Are their half human half robot cyborg offsprings marginalized by society? How many monuments to the great Seanbaby are there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by karma2343 View Post
    Is human-robo marriage legalized yet? Are their half human half robot cyborg offsprings marginalized by society? How many monuments to the great Seanbaby are there?
    This Seanbaby individual seems to have been abducted from your timeline a few years from now and made into the genetic source of tasty sandwich cutlets.

    We do venerate two individuals from your timeline who post on this very website, but I will not affect their destinies by revealing who they are; leave it to say they are.

    Also, robots do not put up much of a fight, why would you want to marry one?
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    I've traveled back in time from the year 3245 to stop you from corrupting Bullshido and ruining Martial Arts forever.
    If this was true, you would have already stopped me. Fortunately, my ship is still parked outside the Baltimore Zen Center.
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanniballistic View Post
    Master Ervin,

    Recently I find myself in need of a superior form of defense. I understand through various sources that you are a proponent of the "Wys Ki Dik" school of defense, and advocate its usage even where it really should be no defense at all

    Can you elaborate further on this mysterious system?
    Master KiDik is a high-ranking individual in the R-Force, who currently leads our legal division. You will have to enlist and gain a clearance to learn his secret defense techniques.
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
    Veni Sol!
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