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  1. indy007 is offline
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    What's the best kind of car for taking out a lady?
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    Okay what the **** is this?
    This, Son, is the opportunity you've been waiting for. Let my horrible experiences battling off the three-legged C'llmytes (pronounced "Sell-mates") show you how to defend against any attack by normal, two-legged creatures!
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    Quote Originally Posted by indy007 View Post
    What's the best kind of car for taking out a lady?
    That all depends on the size of the lady. A compact would be fine as long as she has a small bone structure, but you might need an SUV to take out any lady over 150 lbs without sustaining a lot of damage to the car.
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    Loyd, why is the refrigerator on this yacht you gave me filled with purple goo and rohypnol?

    Also, there are remnants of what looks like a canvas bag attached to the anchor... I'm pretty sure something organic was in said bag at some point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost View Post
    Loyd, why is the refrigerator on this yacht you gave me filled with purple goo and rohypnol?

    Also, there are remnants of what looks like a canvas bag attached to the anchor... I'm pretty sure something organic was in said bag at some point.
    What??? The Me'dal Chase team was supposed to clean that out. Damnit, they're going to get extra duty tonight for failing me!
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    Greeting traveler, does the R stand for Really Good or what?
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    How do I know you're not a ripoff? Does your sistem involve chi balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Greeting traveler, does the R stand for Really Good or what?
    Good morning Recruit!

    R stands for "Ranger", of the Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force

    We're the galaxy's elite unit for defending against invasions; the 3% of the best of the best!
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    Good morning Recruit!

    R stands for "Ranger", of the Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force

    We're the galaxy's elite unit for defending against invasions; the 3% of the best of the best!
    Is that like a Topper Harley "you're the best of what's left?" Or, like a Corbin Dallas "of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive?" Or, like Agent J's "best of the best of the best, sir, with honors?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    Is that like a Topper Harley "you're the best of what's left?" Or, like a Corbin Dallas "of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive?" Or, like Agent J's "best of the best of the best, sir, with honors?"
    Are those references to 2013 heroes? I can't say I'm familiar with them.

    In 3184, we all watch Rebo and Zooty; those guys are hilarious!
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
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