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  1. Sam Browning is offline

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    Lloyd, do you consider the movie Deliverance to be a training resource?
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    I have a rather specific question.
    When I am in the close guard of a girl, is it an option to fake a dry hump?
    Girls usually don't open their legs and let down their guard so I have issues "getting up and finish" if you know what I mean...
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    Quote Originally Posted by franginho View Post
    I have a rather specific question.
    When I am in the close guard of a girl, is it an option to fake a dry hump?
    Girls usually don't open their legs and let down their guard so I have issues "getting up and finish" if you know what I mean...
    Mr. Ginho,

    First off, in the year 3184 we no longer have these issues. Women know their place and that place is to serve their men. We see to that through dietary supplement technology, which I will bring to you from the future as a part of your R-Force affiliate package!

    But as for finishing, I would not know what you mean. I have never had a problem finishing anything I started. I've always stood tall, erect, and never gone limp in the face of a challenge! That's how I became Commander of the R-Force!
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
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    Thank you, I will order immediately.
    On The subject of performance enhancers, which Whiskey brand can you recommend and which one you felt has left you hanging?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DKJr View Post
    Master Perve'n one of my students DG Jackson is a top lightweight black belt, but he caught a sexual assault charge and has a warrant out for his arrest in Iowa. How can I cover this up and still use him to make me a lot of money?

    Also how many times should I make him wash my car a week?
    I see you are a purple belt. I'd be happy to discuss legal strategies over in the AMA thread. We were just discussing the R-Force's attorney Wis Ki Dik, who's helped me get out of at least one major jam!
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    Quote Originally Posted by franginho View Post
    Thank you, I will order immediately.
    On The subject of performance enhancers, which Whiskey brand can you recommend and which one you felt has left you hanging?
    The Betanoids of Reticuli Prime have a substance that's much like your Scotch but has an pharmacological effect like your Sildenafil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Browning View Post
    Lloyd, do you consider the movie Deliverance to be a training resource?
    Mr. The Browning. It is an honor. Your works are studied on Planet LeGal by the Juriprus.

    I have not seen Deliverance, but I have been told by many a C'llmyte that I have a pretty mouth.
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    Master Ervin, I want to be a Martial Arts Marketing Millionaire. How much does a million buy in the future?
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    Master Ervin, I want to be a Martial Arts Marketing Millionaire. How much does a million buy in the future?
    If you invest in my system today, with compound interest, you could own a small moon in the year 3184.

    Or better yet, a breeding license!
    Loyd Ervin - Commander, Ranger Alliance Planetary Expedition force
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    I knew I should have destroyed all of my gambling chits and that mash note to JKD Chick.
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