Thread: Facelube

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    Facelube

    Hey bros!

    Do you like Victor Ortiz? Do you remember how beautiful he looked as Mayweather knocked him senseless? Do you ever wonder how he beams so delightfully on Dancing With The Stars?

    Well, he has a secret. And that secret is... Facelube!



    Facelube! It makes your chin oh-so-soft!

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    Damn it! This was supposed to go in YMAS!

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    So I don't get it. You put it on your car battery so the electrons have less resistance as they travel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff View Post
    So I don't get it. You put it on your car battery so the electrons have less resistance as they travel?
    I think you put it on your face so girls have less resistance as they travel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    I think you put it on your face so girls have less resistance as they travel.
    BRO-FIVE!!!
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    Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
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    Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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    Cro Cop did it better:


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