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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

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    Mojo Te? If you create your own MA it should at least have a cool name. Now excuse me as I have some Tiger Mind Boxing to do.

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    My art is called Uni Ryu- the sea urchin style. Its the perfect defensive totem- using a minimum of motion, it intercepts attacks the same way from any angle- with a direct, straight line attack, using no wasted motions.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    My art is called Uni Ryu- the sea urchin style. Its the perfect defensive totem- using a minimum of motion, it intercepts attacks the same way from any angle- with a direct, straight line attack, using no wasted motions.

    Mole-Do.

    Tunnel under urchin, emerge where urchin no can defend, defeat urchin, consume urchin soft-parts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Mole-Do.

    Tunnel under urchin, emerge where urchin no can defend, defeat urchin, consume urchin soft-parts.
    You think your clever but uni ryus surroundng sea form contains techniques designed to counter opponents attacking from the bottom with a series of elaborate choke holds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by judojeff View Post
    You think your clever but uni ryus surroundng sea form contains techniques designed to counter opponents attacking from the bottom with a series of elaborate choke holds.
    Power-bottom clamp 'n' clench?

    Damn--references to Doofaloofa are everywhere on this forum!

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    It was there but noone saw it.

    On everyone's mind, but nobody thought of it.

    It was at the tip of all tongues.

    It was in every household.

    In every man, woman and child.

    It was used throughout history.

    Used to vanquish evil.

    Used to incite fear.

    It was obvious, but subtle.

    Important...but neglected.

    It was a mixture of all, but similar to none.

    It haunted everybody...

    In their beds.

    In their sleep.

    In their dreams.

    At their work.

    In their training.

    Flinter...Just gave it a name.

    At the year of our good lord two thousand.

    (Two Thousand is not our lord's name, we meant the year)

    ...

    ...

    !Mojo Te!

    !Mojo Te!

    !Mojo Te!

    !Mojo Te!

    !Mojo Te!

    !Mojo Te!


    (Echo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Mole-Do.

    Tunnel under urchin, emerge where urchin no can defend, defeat urchin, consume urchin soft-parts.
    Wait, did you just say you were going to eat Perma's ass? 'Cause I think I just read that you want to eat Perma's ass.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    After many years of study, I have created my own martial art. It is a combination of jiujitsu, karate, cossack dancing, Team Fortress 2, interior decorating, PC repair, and black magic. I'm called it "Ki Te Do" which is Asian for "I'm a fucking twelve year old."
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    ...I think I just read that you want to eat Perma's ass.
    Proving once again that not all projectors are found in movie theatres...

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