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    His profile says he used to work for ACORN.

    I'm guessing he's currently unemployed?

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    We have such a high concentration of intellectards in this area this guy could probably become king. Great idea for a seminar, post pics and/or vids.

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    I think you should subvert his argument by using your phallus as a pen.

    Dip it in ink and write "fuckwit" on his forehead.

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    So hammers, bricks and baseball bats are ok? The bat is the only one he could be "penetrated" with.

    Strike the bat. He'd probably have an orgasm.

    How about being whipped with a belt buckle?

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    What a fucking douche hammer.

    So this seminar is the root cause of not trying to prevent men from raping. Great Whale King, I had no idea!

    STOP ALL SELF DEFENSE AND ANTI-RAPE CLASSES FOR WOMEN, WE JUST NEED TO HAVE A SIT DOWN AND DISCUSSION WITH ALL MEN SO THEY KNOW RAPE IS WRONG AND THEY SHOULDN'T DO IT, ONCE DONE THERE WILL BE NO MORE NEED OF RAPE DUE TO LOGICAL DECISION MAKING; thus no more need for phalluses to be stabbed into others instead knives and bayonets can be used to write the lost cuneiform!

    It's SO simple.
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

    Miyagi: Feeling correct.

    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

    Miyagi: You trust the quality of what you know, not quantity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wow View Post
    "I'd honestly rather get stabbed by a pen than submit myself to such an subconscious American obsession of turning every phallic symbol into a device used for puncturing, entering and ultimately violating the flesh of another human being. What an obvious admission of our great inability to articulate in order to achieve co-operation. It is interesting that we resort to brutality with common artistic objects, such as pens and pencils, because it seems to signify some vague frustration at our inability to use them to say anything except justify the very act of brutality. I'd love to learn how to defend myself better, but out of an sense of dignity, and because I do not subscribe to poetic vigilantism, or justice, I'll confine my stabbing to knives, pitchforks, bamboo poles, and bayonets."

    "The fact that we are literate enough to hold this debate suggests an amount of privilege that only a society which does not resort to brutality affords. The acts of communication, and cooperation, afforded by the privilege of education, generally negates our need to learn how to go around shanking one another with every object available in order to survive. We are blessed to have not been born into such a society. While using a pen/pencil for self-defense might afford me a minor sense of security, in some situations (like prison - which is another debate entirely), learning how to use a pen/pencil to articulate sentiments, such as non-violence, that communicate the essence of "why we don't go around stabbing/raping/shanking one another" has afforded us the (ostentatious) privilege and security for to be able to become literate, attend school, and become educated participants in democratic society."

    .....


    That guy needs to get laid, bigtime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
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    That guy needs to get laid, bigtime.
    No, he needs to be beaten and then raped by angry women with strap-ons.

    Afterward, when he's passed out, they should leave him a pen and paper with a note that says, "Here, this will make it all better."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    No, he needs to be beaten and then raped by angry women with strap-ons.

    Afterward, when he's passed out, they should leave him a pen and paper with a note that says, "Here, this will make it all better."
    Why do they need to be "angry" women? Would passionate not work? Detail oriented? Thorough? Over achieving?

    I think there's too much anger in the world as it is. Besides, if they wrote him a nice letter explaining their reasoning for wanting to **** him with strap-ons, ,maybe he would be keen on the idea, thus avoiding "rape" as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I would love to beat the crap out of that guy while he tried to talk me out of it.
    The pen is mightier than... uh, someone fill it the line:
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO4s_...tailpage#t=14s

    Seriously, this would be the best rebuttal.

    Damnit, lack of preview:

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