3/15/2013 10:43am, #11
Wow, I don't know if I've ever seen that much douchebaggery in that few paragraphs.
Impressive. That guy must be a delight to talk to at parties.
3/15/2013 10:49am, #12
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Fargo, North Dakota
I bet this guy wears cloths "ironicly" and reads philosphy while not really understanding it.
He is the kinda person who needs to be punched in the face for being a pretentious ass, at which point one could point out that had he learned proper defense he could have avoided this humiliation with the pen he undoubtably keeps cliped to his pocket.
3/15/2013 10:49am, #13
I'd love to learn how to defend myself better, but out of an sense of dignity, and because I do not subscribe to poetic vigilantism, or justice, I'll confine my stabbing to knives, pitchforks, bamboo poles, and bayonets."
While using a pen/pencil for self-defense might afford me a minor sense of security, in some situations (like prison - which is another debate entirely), learning how to use a pen/pencil to articulate sentiments, such as non-violence, that communicate the essence of "why we don't go around stabbing/raping/shanking one another" has afforded us the (ostentatious) privilege and security for to be able to become literate, attend school, and become educated participants in democratic society."[/B]
This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. I've written to let you know that I don't want you sodomizing me nightly anymore. You never respect safe words, probably because of your awful relationship with your father. I'm telling you now that if you try to force yourself on me at shivpoint again, I'll take this freshly sharpened pencil and apply it to a sheet of paper, aiming the deluge of my emotions at the base of your fiery passions. A bully is really just a coward, and I've got your number, Mister Man. So, cease and desist your sodomy immediately!
3/15/2013 10:50am, #14
3/15/2013 10:51am, #15
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
- Boca Raton
3/15/2013 10:51am, #16
3/15/2013 10:53am, #17
All that talk of penetration, subconscious obsession, violation, stabbing, rape, violence and phallic symbols as art that whole post screams "I NEED *****!" You better warn your friend of dudes sexual frustration.
3/15/2013 10:54am, #18
3/15/2013 10:55am, #19
Omega & IIF, I just sent you invites.
3/15/2013 10:57am, #20
I wrote this post three times and decided to just state the obvious. What a dick."We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
1) That it doesn't work
2) That it does work"