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  1. jnp is offline
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    Wow, I don't know if I've ever seen that much douchebaggery in that few paragraphs.

    Impressive. That guy must be a delight to talk to at parties.
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    I bet this guy wears cloths "ironicly" and reads philosphy while not really understanding it.

    He is the kinda person who needs to be punched in the face for being a pretentious ass, at which point one could point out that had he learned proper defense he could have avoided this humiliation with the pen he undoubtably keeps cliped to his pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    What an obvious admission of our great inability to articulate in order to achieve co-operation. It is interesting that we resort to brutality with common artistic objects, such as pens and pencils, because it seems to signify some vague frustration at our inability to use them to say anything except justify the very act of brutality.
    Can you imagine this guy trying to talk someone out of stabbing him?

    I'd love to learn how to defend myself better, but out of an sense of dignity, and because I do not subscribe to poetic vigilantism, or justice, I'll confine my stabbing to knives, pitchforks, bamboo poles, and bayonets."
    He thinks a person's crazy if they don't believe that stabbings mostly happen with pitchkforks and bamboo poles?

    While using a pen/pencil for self-defense might afford me a minor sense of security, in some situations (like prison - which is another debate entirely), learning how to use a pen/pencil to articulate sentiments, such as non-violence, that communicate the essence of "why we don't go around stabbing/raping/shanking one another" has afforded us the (ostentatious) privilege and security for to be able to become literate, attend school, and become educated participants in democratic society."[/B]
    Dear Meth Pete,

    This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. I've written to let you know that I don't want you sodomizing me nightly anymore. You never respect safe words, probably because of your awful relationship with your father. I'm telling you now that if you try to force yourself on me at shivpoint again, I'll take this freshly sharpened pencil and apply it to a sheet of paper, aiming the deluge of my emotions at the base of your fiery passions. A bully is really just a coward, and I've got your number, Mister Man. So, cease and desist your sodomy immediately!

    Sincerely,
    Bryce Vanderhood
  4. DerAuslander is offline
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    http://www.facebook.com/events/42155...0618/declines/

    If anyone is interested in attending the seminar, here is the Facebook event.

    I'll leave that there for anyone who may want to peruse the event.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldiermedic View Post
    Isn't this a contradictory statement? By letting himself get stabbed by a pen doesn't he by definition submit himself to a phallic symbol "...puncturing, entering and ultimately violating the flesh of another human being"?
    But it is voluntary, so "yay" for no "violation"
    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost View Post
    Yeah, you're probably right.

    But still, something about having a black guy or a lesbian jump out from behind a garbage can yelling "SURPRISE GONG SAU" at any of your big-named RBSD kooks makes me giggle like a little girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    There are two kinds of members on MAP:

    1. LARPers/Partial Artists
    2. People who haven't heard about Bullshido.
    The Mighty McClaw to Fox when refusing to fight AnnaT.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw
    Don't fight girls? When are you living, the 1850's? I suppose you think they shouldn't work or vote either.
    Get with the times and punch a chick.
    Wingchundo's response after I called him a "*****"

    Quote Originally Posted by wingchundo View Post
    Hey, I resemble that remark!

    Ok, time for a snappy comeback.... uh...

    OK. Here goes.

    You are what you eat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    Ha hahahahaha haaahahahahaaa good lord, that drivel is poorly written. I enjoy reading crap from fake intellectuals.
    There is so much circular logic in that post, I thought I was on the tea cup ride at Disneyland.
    Click the link to read his latest response. It's good. He quotes Chomskey.
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    All that talk of penetration, subconscious obsession, violation, stabbing, rape, violence and phallic symbols as art that whole post screams "I NEED *****!" You better warn your friend of dudes sexual frustration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    http://www.facebook.com/events/42155...0618/declines/

    If anyone is interested in attending the seminar, here is the Facebook event.

    I'll leave that there for anyone who may want to peruse the event.
    Sounds fun, "Pen and sword, in accord."
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    Omega & IIF, I just sent you invites.
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    I wrote this post three times and decided to just state the obvious. What a dick.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung
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