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  1. lukerawks is offline

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    Is that just sexist, or also stupid? I mean, maybe he wanted to rape the brother?
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    Much easier solution.

    Have your dootbell set up so it chimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    Is that just sexist, or also stupid? I mean, maybe he wanted to rape the brother?
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    That was horrible.

    Everybody knows that my simple system prevents more rape than any other system out there.

    Step 1.
    Be fucking ugly as hell. Nobody really wants to rape an ugly bitch. Remember, You don't have to be the ugliest bitch out there, you just need to be uglier than the one next to you.

    Step 2.
    Hang out with uglier people. See rule above.

    Step 3. Be grotesquely obese. Nothing stops rape in it's tracks faster than rolls of unsightly flesh blocking all the portals of love. Worst case scenario they dry hump a fold... No harm no foul right???

    Step 4. Always have a back up plan. If the first few steps failed you then you have one sick mother fucker coming at you. So I recommend a foul stench emanating from your genital region as a last ditch defense.

    Step 5. Finally.... Relent. It's not rape if you say yes. In fact if you have followed the steps above then saying yes is a sure fire way to make sure that nobody actually wants to "white pee in your front butt" anyways.

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