The Fightin'ist Dr. (or "Judo Wins Again")

[Mr. Machette]

Dr. Who that is. The third Doctor to be specific. (Jon Pertwee)


Pictured: 'Ery day in da STREETS

While most of the Doctor's incarnations have been too geriatric, pacifistic or simply metro-sexual to dish out a decent ass whooping on the regular, Dr. #3 aparently suffered from no such "scrotal integrity" dillemas.

Boasting boxing instruction from Jack Dempsy himself (noice!), Karate from Mars (Huh?)and Aikido from Venus (dafuq?) Doctor #3 was a pioneer in fusion martial arts. Whenever challenged Pertwee never hesitated to deliver the pain. The horribly choreographed, slow as sloths fucking, judo-throwing latex monsters through cheap cardboard props, PAIN.

Behold, The Third Doctor utilising mixed martial arts to kick ass through space and time! Mr. Pertwee, take it away: