Malachy, Nostradamus, and the Last Pope

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 3/03/2013 10:34am

Are the candidates public information?

The last verse was something like, "the fall of Rome," so I'm thinking Vieux Normand.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 3/03/2013 11:06am

http://www.nationalcatholicreporter....candidates.htm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2795294.html

Talk about a poison chalace

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 3/03/2013 12:13pm

****, man, who knows? Will any of them do any good? What does this really affect? I mean, the pope is only president of the catholics.

I think the real question here is one posed in Zeit Geist: is this truly the end times, or are we advancing into a new age?

**legomepanda** · Posted On: 3/04/2013 11:12am

The Papacy should go back to killing each other mob style for better positions. And the rest of us should go back to a mob financed renaissance. Complete with naked men statues.

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 3/04/2013 11:18am

Originally Posted by W. Rabbit

Ha, the Catholic Church is as good at covering things up as the US government.

"As good..." my ass...the Catholic Church has about 1500 more years of covering **** up than the US does...so I think they are probably MUCH better than the US in this area. Hell...look at the job they have done convincing the world that Jesus was a white guy with blue eyes...

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 3/07/2013 9:10pm

Herself took a group of seniors to the shrine of St Gobinet yesterday and bought me back a bottle of holy water from the pagen well, which heals all ills, and a ribbon that has touched the sacred relic of the saint, which also heals all ills. The ribbon can even be hung in the car to prevent breakdowns, which is super cool!

Beat that Proddies!

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 3/07/2013 11:17pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

...Beat that Proddies!

Divorce, birth control, Priests can marry and we can listen to rap and rock 'n' roll without burning in hell.

I also think we have a lower Priest:Little Boy's Bums ratio.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 3/08/2013 12:26am

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 3/08/2013 4:09am

Originally Posted by Southpaw

"As good..." my ass...the Catholic Church has about 1500 more years of covering **** up than the US does...so I think they are probably MUCH better than the US in this area. Hell...look at the job they have done convincing the world that Jesus was a white guy with blue eyes...

No, not the whole world.

nsfw, and Ice Cube.