Real Steve Seagal vs.Bas Rutten Exhibition in NYC ON 09/07/13

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 11:24am

This was dumb.

**Devil** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 12:34pm

It would've been better if he had tried to make it funny.

**Bneterasedmynam** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 12:39pm

I really want to see a fight between Seagal and anyone, I don't care who I just want to see that fat **** fight someone.

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 3:38pm

Scheduled for 8 rounds.

Really.

**Left Jab** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 11:08pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

I love it when Bas does the onomatopoeia thing. That dude is genuinley entertaining. I'd hate to fight him, man. Not just because I'd lose spectacularly, but he'd probably make the beat down hillarious to all bystanders. "Dingitty dangeddy... Oh, hello Mr. Fire Hydrant, hello Mr. Face... Badaboosh! Ok, now we make you a pretzel!"

Machette,

You should post that video here. It is one of the best vids Ive seen him make. Do you know that because Im not big into MMA, I didnt know who Bas was until that Video came out, and when he did that skit, I thought he was a paid actor, thats how funny he was. Im serious! Then when I started researching him on google and I watched every fight of his I could find, I became his biggest fan. That video you speak of is called something like "HOW TO WIN A BAR FIGHT" am I correct? Can you imagine how much funnier it would be if they got a steve seagal look alike to play the patsy in that one? Id pay money to see that!

Ok, let me see why there are no attachment icons at the bottom like Q&A says there wshould. I also clicked on "attach picture" where the virtual typewriter and editor comes up and it only lets me post url's from the internet, not pics on my computer. I will figure it out. Patience ,gentlemen. -)
Worst comes to worst, one of you can send me your real email, so then I can email you the picture and you can post the picture with my quotes underneath.....and yeah why not....everyone can add their own verbalization as to what steve is saying as if it is a cartoon bubble. Keep checking back,fellas! AHHH I SEE IT NOW. IT SAYS YOU CANNOT POST ATTACHMNENTS.IMG CODE IS ON. What is img code? MAYBE A MODERATOR COULD HELP ME ON THIS..........??????

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 2/28/2013 3:58am

Originally Posted by Left Jab

Gentlemen,

It has been amusing....

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**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 2/28/2013 3:59am

Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam

I really want to see a fight between Seagal and anyone, I don't care who I just want to see that fat **** fight someone.

I think this is as close as we're gonna get:

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 2/28/2013 10:05am

As much as we make fun of Seagal, you got to give him some credit. Not everyone can make a career like that from wearing a skirt and holding hands with Japanese men.

**Devil** · Posted On: 2/28/2013 4:16pm

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This thread is now about Steven Seagal memes. Go!

**Moenstah** · Posted On: 2/28/2013 4:53pm

2/10? that's generous, I detract 1 point for overdoing it with 'silat' and 'wing chun' .

It's even lamer than a student that once said about his blatant plagiarism 'yeah sir, but sometimes something is so well written I couldn't possibly write it better'.

And in honour of Bas Rutten: sodemieter nou maar lekker op.