Real Steve Seagal vs.Bas Rutten Exhibition in NYC ON 09/07/13

**Left Jab** · Posted On: 2/26/2013 10:53pm

Guys with a million people interested in what Bas has to say about fighting our boy, I cant be the only one who really wants to see this guy in action. Even if it lasts 3 seconds. I wil pay my $250 for ringside seat....and cry later. lol

**Left Jab** · Posted On: 2/26/2013 10:55pm

OK, here is the warm up. THIS IS A REAL DEAD SERIOUS VIDEO OF THE BAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING SEAGAL. If you saw it already, see it one more time. -)

**CoffeeFan** · Posted On: 2/26/2013 10:55pm

A for effort.

Welcome to Bullshido, that pic better make me LOL.

**Left Jab** · Posted On: 2/26/2013 11:12pm

Originally Posted by CoffeeFan

A for effort.

Welcome to Bullshido, that pic better make me LOL.

Thank you coffee. Im tryin. 4 hrs! Guys I apologize. There is no "manage attachments" button or link at the bottom as it says on Q&A. I will log out and come back. This pic is worth waiting for. Check back tomorrow if its not up tonight. Thanks for your support. Worse come to worse, if Im secretly banned from posting images, you guys can make this the official SS video and picture gag thread. lol But Im doing my best. Jeez, Ive stood in Wing-Chun horse stances for hours that felt better than figuring all this out. Back soon!

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 2/26/2013 11:13pm

Originally Posted by Left Jab

THIS IS A REAL DEAD SERIOUS VIDEO OF THE BAS TALKING ABOUT FIGHTING SEAGAL. If you saw it already, see it one more time. -)

I love it when Bas does the onomatopoeia thing. That dude is genuinley entertaining. I'd hate to fight him, man. Not just because I'd lose spectacularly, but he'd probably make the beat down hillarious to all bystanders. "Dingitty dangeddy... Oh, hello Mr. Fire Hydrant, hello Mr. Face... Badaboosh! Ok, now we make you a pretzel!"

**RhinoUP** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 12:32am

Machete just made me lol for real!! I woke up my wife:)

**Shawarma** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 3:35am

Rutten's more or less a cripple these days due to being way to hardk0re in his prime and doing squats with two grizzly bears and a blue whale on his back. All Seagal would have to do would be to jog backwards while throwing rocks at Rutten until his knee implodes from the effort.

**PDA** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 8:35am

I feel so sorry for Bas, I hope he knows how to cross his toes to protect against the one touch chi KO.

Deadly Stuff FTW!

**Pharabus** · Posted On: 2/27/2013 8:39am

Originally Posted by Shawarma

Rutten's more or less a cripple these days due to being way to hardk0re in his prime and doing squats with two grizzly bears and a blue whale on his back. All Seagal would have to do would be to jog backwards while throwing rocks at Rutten until his knee implodes from the effort.

I bolded the flaw in the strategy, it would require the fat **** to jog