Hedge needs gloves!

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 10:04pm

Does anyone in the DC area have a pair of MMA/open fingered gloves I can borrow on short notice? I might have just taken a fight for tomorrow.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 10:57pm

Good luck, bro. Pretend the other guy is me and focus your rage.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 1:47am

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 4:58am

**ADM** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 7:02am

Originally Posted by battlefields

Good luck, bro. Pretend the other guy is me and focus your rage.

Christ you don't want him to kill the other guy do you!?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 7:14am

Originally Posted by ADM

Christ you don't want him to kill the other guy do you!?

Yes. Yes I do.

**Devil** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 9:11am

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 9:56am

I'd send you a pair of my SwastiKKKa Special XLs, but they likely wouldn't get there in time.

**Devil** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 10:06am

Hey Hedge, I just thought of something. It just popped in my head and I'm still trying to get my arms around the idea, so bear with me a minute.

I know it's a bit outside the box, but what if you started acting your age and got a real job?. You know, something other than selling costume jewelry on Etsy that you make with your mommy's help. Maybe something where you get up in the morning at 6 am, arrive at work at 8:00, work until 5:00 with an hour or so for lunch.

Then you could stroll right into any martial arts school or Dick's sporting goods in the country like a big boy and leave with your very own pair of gloves? You wouldn't even have to beg on the internet. Crazy, I know. But it just...might...work. I love it when a plan comes together!

It's good to have backup plans, though. Maybe plan B could be that you don't sign up for **** when you don't have the resources to participate.

Either that, or you could beg like a crackwhore.

**adskibullus** · Posted On: 2/22/2013 12:17pm

Originally Posted by Devil

Hey Hedge, I just thought of something. It just popped in my head and I'm still trying to get my arms around the idea, so bear with me a minute.

I know it's a bit outside the box, but what if you started acting your age and got a real job?. You know, something other than selling costume jewelry on Etsy that you make with your mommy's help. Maybe something where you get up in the morning at 6 am, arrive at work at 8:00, work until 5:00 with an hour or so for lunch.

Then you could stroll right into any martial arts school or Dick's sporting goods in the country like a big boy and leave with your very own pair of gloves? You wouldn't even have to beg on the internet. Crazy, I know. But it just...might...work. I love it when a plan comes together!

It's good to have backup plans, though. Maybe plan B could be that you don't sign up for **** when you don't have the resources to participate.

Either that, or you could beg like a crackwhore.

He cant do that, workings for evil capitalists dogs. Working would make him a slave to the fat cats he is way above that!