Cop Humor

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 9:42am

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

You wish to point all of that out and yet you miss the mini-paw print?
Don't make me agree with wabbit, please.

I saw it, but I figured it was made by a very small dog in the secretarial pool.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 10:17am

wouldn't that be secretarial pound?

**Resonance10** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 12:11pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Well we can at least agree that the man tasted good

can't we?

Hmm ok I'll trust the hound thought so, me I prefer sausages..even with horse in them, as you know there made from the prime parts of the animal..hmm I'm hungry now.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 12:29pm

Originally Posted by slamdunc

Seriously, that report is better written than ones my human subordinates have turned in to me in the past.

"Saw bad guy, arrested same

My security patrol logs had little nature notes like "saw a skunk, did not pursue", or "found animal kidney and patch of fur near South side of building C, used video recordings to determine a coyote caught a rabbit there", or "spotted an owl, brown with yellow eyes".

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 4:49pm

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I saw it, but I figured it was made by a very small dog in the secretarial pool.

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Officer Fi Fi

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 4:55pm

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I saw it, but I figured it was made by a very small dog in the secretarial pool.

Officer Fi Fi

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/21/2013 5:54pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Well we can at least agree that the man tasted good

can't we?

Alternately, we can let you be the judge of such matters--assuming that's not too much for you to swallow.

*goes back to watching enforcement personnel smell each other's butts and roll in their own excrement*