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    Cop Humor

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2717815.html

    English prosecutors want a statement from an "officer" present at the scene of arrest. Will not listen when told that Peaches is a K9. Following statement results.

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    No offence ( to your profession ) but in this case the law is an ass...

    Hopefully nothing will come of it except more embarrassment for the CPS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
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    I don't know

    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    I don't know, can you trust a hound that praises itself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    I don't know

    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    Seriously, that report is better written than ones my human subordinates have turned in to me in the past.

    "Saw bad guy, arrested same:.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    I don't know

    If the dog can write maybe they should take it more seriously?
    He's not that bright. He signed in the wrong blank on the bottom of the form. I'll bet at least 50% of the human constabulary sign in the correct blank (when they remember to sign in either blank).

    On the plus side, he didn't add in a phony confession (e.g., "It's a fair cop, Guv', you got me bang to rights!") as the more cynical British crime novels I read insist is nearly universal practice for British police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckWepner View Post
    He's not that bright. He signed in the wrong blank on the bottom of the form. I'll bet at least 50% of the human constabulary sign in the correct blank (when they remember to sign in either blank).

    On the plus side, he didn't add in a phony confession (e.g., "It's a fair cop, Guv', you got me bang to rights!") as the more cynical British crime novels I read insist is nearly universal practice for British police.

    You wish to point all of that out and yet you miss the mini-paw print?
    Don't make me agree with wabbit, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    I find high levels of self esteem healty and desirable in a dog and/or policeman
    Yes all to the good, but how can we be sure he's not living only in his own self narrative?
    That man may not of been bad, he may just have been carrying sausages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    You wish to point all of that out and yet you miss the mini-paw print?
    Don't make me agree with wabbit, please.
    I saw it, but I figured it was made by a very small dog in the secretarial pool.

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    wouldn't that be secretarial pound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Well we can at least agree that the man tasted good

    can't we?
    Hmm ok I'll trust the hound thought so, me I prefer sausages..even with horse in them, as you know there made from the prime parts of the animal..hmm I'm hungry now.

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