The Neolympics

**CoffeeFan** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 8:55pm

Spartan Patty Cake.

Sounds like a cute and fun game, until you realize it caused the downfall of the Persian Empire.

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 11:45pm

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I feel like Scrapper has me cornered, and its not a good feeling!

I was in a double-post sandwich when I typed this.

@ doofaloofa Is GAA Gaelic football?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 1:30am

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I was in a double-post sandwich when I typed this.

@ doofaloofa Is GAA Gaelic football?

Football, hurling and handball...not at the same time, though that would be entertaining

For the consideration of the comitee

and

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 1:34am

double post

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 2:06am

Flaming Caber Toss

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 4:19am

This is all you need to know.

**Chili Pepper** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 8:59am

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

Flaming Caber Toss

Caber catching.

**Scrapper** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 9:16am

That's how my wife describes sex with me.

**Cake of Doom** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 9:47am

I hope that's not referring to the cheese rolling.

**thrutch** · Posted On: 2/15/2013 10:25am

The 10000 gallon pot - the athletes are lowered into the pot, a fire is lit beneath. last man alive wins the medal. nothing for second place. afterwards the water can be used as a tasty stock to accompany the catering at the closing ceremony

Coxless Waterboarding - the athletes are emasculated before being suspended upside down whilst "water" is poured into their sorry fucking faces to the accompaniment of Jesse Ventura screaming at them in a barely understandable pidgin version of their mother tongue. Last one to spill the beans wins!

The Karelin Krab - the athletes must survive for as long as possible in Aleksandr Karelin's boston crab. A five second bonus will be awarded for every vertebrae left intact.