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    I feel like Scrapper has me cornered, and its not a good feeling!
    I was in a double-post sandwich when I typed this.

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    Flaming Caber Toss

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    This is all you need to know.


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    Flaming Caber Toss
    Caber catching.

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    That's how my wife describes sex with me.
    And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

    --Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.

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    I hope that's not referring to the cheese rolling.
    Train hard, fight easy.

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    The 10000 gallon pot - the athletes are lowered into the pot, a fire is lit beneath. last man alive wins the medal. nothing for second place. afterwards the water can be used as a tasty stock to accompany the catering at the closing ceremony

    Coxless Waterboarding - the athletes are emasculated before being suspended upside down whilst "water" is poured into their sorry fucking faces to the accompaniment of Jesse Ventura screaming at them in a barely understandable pidgin version of their mother tongue. Last one to spill the beans wins!

    The Karelin Krab - the athletes must survive for as long as possible in Aleksandr Karelin's boston crab. A five second bonus will be awarded for every vertebrae left intact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cake of Doom View Post
    I hope that's not referring to the cheese rolling.
    Nah, he just got the wrong thread.

    No gerbils or strap-ons in this thread, Scrapper.

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    Okay, this? This I would subscribe to cable to watch. For real.
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