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    Protestor-bowling with high-power H2O cannons?

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    Trampoline kendo

    Equestrian boxing

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    Pepper spray hurdles

    Wingwalking judo

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    The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.





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    Any of the regular sports but add "Combat" tho their name.

    Combat Swimming
    Combat Sprints
    Combat Baseketball
    etc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.
    Their potassium is #2 but their stadium is #1!

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    Combat Horse shoes? Played with Grenades instead.

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    Well, if we're doing war-related **** how about minefield sprints?

    Willy-pete volleyball?

    Plug for teh racism: how about (place name of minority here)-in-a-headlock relays?

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    Equestrian freestyle trampoline, followed by speed glue manufacturing.
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

    Miyagi: Feeling correct.

    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

    Miyagi: You trust the quality of what you know, not quantity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.
    You're telling me this is finally a possibility?


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    Spartan Patty Cake.

    Sounds like a cute and fun game, until you realize it caused the downfall of the Persian Empire.

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