The Neolympics

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 3:46pm

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I feel like Scrapper has me cornered, and its not a good feeling!

Show no fear Chuck, show no fear

Also

Include GAA then reland has an above average chance at a medal

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 4:09pm

Protestor-bowling with high-power H2O cannons?

**Permalost** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 5:58pm

Trampoline kendo

Equestrian boxing

Team nunchaku

Pepper spray hurdles

Wingwalking judo

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 6:10pm

The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.

**wikidbounce** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 6:16pm

Any of the regular sports but add "Combat" tho their name.

Combat Swimming
Combat Sprints
Combat Baseketball
etc...

**Permalost** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 6:23pm

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.

Their potassium is #2 but their stadium is #1!

**goodlun** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 6:55pm

Combat Horse shoes? Played with Grenades instead.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 7:28pm

Well, if we're doing war-related **** how about minefield sprints?

Willy-pete volleyball?

Plug for teh racism: how about (place name of minority here)-in-a-headlock relays?

**Mr.Miyagi** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 8:33pm

Equestrian freestyle trampoline, followed by speed glue manufacturing.

**Raving&Drooling** · Posted On: 2/14/2013 8:37pm

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

The INOC is considering all of the suggested events as of now. In the mean time, we're proud to announce Turkmenistan as the first ever host country for the Neolympics! Their stadium, the Door to Hell, was commissioned by the Soviet Union in 1971 and stands today as a testament to the pride and strength of the Turkmen.

You're telling me this is finally a possibility?