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  1. Hedgehogey is offline
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    Whatever gods you worship help you...

    ...pending paperwork being sent back and forth, i'm de facto a state level certified judo coach through USA Judo. There was a day long clinic at one of the Yamasaki academies. There was much discussion of how to coach safely and emergency medical and legal procedures. I feel much more confident about safety after doing this.

    I took notes on my laptop, but doing this on five hours sleep caused my mind to wander a bit and some of the notes to get disjointed. Some highlights:


    - chokes are now allowed at 13, armlocks at 15 (in cadet div), be sure to let all involved parties know (this will not be a

    problem for you as anyone you train will not be stupid about joint locks)

    -wash your fucking mats, you're liable if your athletes get MRSA, wear sandals off the mat, seriously the health department

    will crawl straight up your ass

    -why is it so cold in here?

    ....

    -[National Referee] is Canadian or from the northern states [due to his long Os]

    -hitting people with a shinnai is *not* part of the sport


    Gimme an instructor or 'certified coach' tag?


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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

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    Congrats, Coach!
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    You coaching in the DC area or back in Texas?
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    DC, though i'm betting i'll be back to Relson Austin regularly.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
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    Whatever gods you worship help you...

    Congrats Hedge!!
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    You still at DC Judo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    ...pending paperwork being sent back and forth, i'm de facto a state level certified judo coach through USA Judo. There was a day long clinic at one of the Yamasaki academies. There was much discussion of how to coach safely and emergency medical and legal procedures. I feel much more confident about safety after doing this.

    I took notes on my laptop, but doing this on five hours sleep caused my mind to wander a bit and some of the notes to get disjointed. Some highlights:


    - chokes are now allowed at 13, armlocks at 15 (in cadet div), be sure to let all involved parties know (this will not be a

    problem for you as anyone you train will not be stupid about joint locks)

    -wash your fucking mats, you're liable if your athletes get MRSA, wear sandals off the mat, seriously the health department

    will crawl straight up your ass

    -why is it so cold in here?

    ....

    -[National Referee] is Canadian or from the northern states [due to his long Os]

    -hitting people with a shinnai is *not* part of the sport


    Gimme an instructor or 'certified coach' tag?
    congrats! i did this a few months back as well. you think you'll pass the background check? :P did you opt for the totally unnecessary laminated ID?
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    Three cheers and a haiku for Coach Hedge, everyone!
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    Posted On:
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    Re: Whatever gods you worship help you...

    Quote Originally Posted by judoist View Post
    Three cheers and a haiku for Coach Hedge, everyone!
    When asked why it's cold,
    Coach Hedge says, hesitation
    lacking: blame the men!!

    Anywho, congratulations man.
    Start a training log!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.
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