Peer review time. Don't be a wussy pants.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 1:34pm

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

SIRC - The Resident Bullshido Motivational Personality.

I would post ****, but I am truly the suck ass at all I do.

4 years on this site and you still suck?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 1:37pm

Originally Posted by RWaggs

Here's some sparring after about 3 hours of belt testing. Not going to use it as an excuse for crappy technique, but it is why I appear so tired.

Good judo @ 55 secs

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 2:16pm

Originally Posted by Omega Supreme

4 years on this site and you still suck?

20 years in Judo and almost 25 in TKD, and yes I still suck. I probably suck less than the average joe, but I suck nonetheless.

I have to get some videos together to prove my suckiness.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 2:36pm

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

20 years in Judo and almost 25 in TKD, and yes I still suck. I probably suck less than the average joe, but I suck nonetheless.

30 years ago, I made it my goal to train to my maximum potential. Currently, my goal to suck less than the majority. I no longer train to compete or to prove that I suck less, I train so that I will be trained and have at least a bit of an advantage over the average joe should I have to defend myself. I spar more with B.O.B. than I do with students; I could video and post that, but you would all remain unimpressed LOL.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 2:42pm

Originally Posted by slamdunc

30 years ago, I made it my goal to train to my maximum potential. Currently, my goal to suck less than the majority. I no longer train to compete or to prove that I suck less, I train so that I will be trained and have at least a bit of an advantage over the average joe should I have to defend myself. I spar more with B.O.B. than I do with students; I could video and post that, but you would all remain unimpressed LOL.

Unfortunately, there is no one for me to spar in TKD. I get yelled at for using foot sweeps when I do spar (tappy tappy tag bullshit). I am hoping to get some sparring done in judo tomorrow. I have a few students that hold black belts (sic) in striking arts. One of them is actually one of my TKD students who got tired of the lack of sparring at our dojang so I told him to bring his sparring gear in for a little sport jj action.

**BKR** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 2:55pm

Originally Posted by CrackFox

A round each of ne and tachi waza.

First thing I saw you didn't grab him with two hands in the ne waza randori. You did sorta pull guard though, and avoid the knee wrestling. I like to grab the sleeve and lapel on the same side. then you did nothing with your legs and he passed (sort of) then turtled (WTF?). Next was you power arm bar attempt. Try isolating an arm on the same side of his body as you are on instead of reaching across like that. I'll stop there.
Ben

**BKR** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 3:03pm

Originally Posted by CrackFox

A round each of ne and tachi waza.

In the tachi waza randori, stop the **** hunching your shoulders and bending over. Against anybody any good you will get over the top gripped and chucked around like a rag doll.

Train for people who are good at Judo, not white belts/other mudansha.

Ben

**CrackFox** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 3:43pm

Originally Posted by BKR

First thing I saw you didn't grab him with two hands in the ne waza randori.

Sorry I don't follow? Both times I pulled guard I had two hands on.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 4:17pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

Clarification required from Dr Sleepless

Do you claim to represent USA or continental America?

Latin America could seriously bring down your average, and as for Canada, there nearly more European than Europe. I mean they speak french there for **** sake. They don't even speak french in France any more

I fear the result you are looking for, ie, an outraged Europe, isn't going to get much traction. It is a varied land with many diverse cultures. None of us particularly like or trust the others and secretly we are thinking 'Yeah, he's right, those other Europeans do suck'

Also I would like to suggest that you are over reaching in you jihad against Europe as a whole. Sure us western Europeans are soft and slow, but those eastern types, well they're just plain scary, and as for Russia. Well lets just say if Hitler and Napoleon couldn't do it I don't think Dr Sleepless is going to get very far. I mean can you even grow a novelty mostache?

My advice to you is to do what we usually do over here when we reach this kind of empasse. That is, pick on France. They're dicks, and secretly they crave the attention...Hey, this could be the begining of a beautiful friendship

**Middlefinger** · Posted On: 2/12/2013 4:55pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

and as for Canada, there nearly more European than Europe. I mean they speak french there for **** sake. They don't even speak french in France any more

They speak french in Quebec. Which really shouldn't be considered a part of Canada.