D-bag of the Month
Fail sauce. No, we're not being figurative in some kind of dated 2007 chanspeak. This month's DBOTM is literally Made of Fail, as in a failure of your endocrine and circulatory systems to maintain your existence as a productive human being.
Most of you know this substance as "Ranch Dressing", although some of the non-members who click through to read this article might know this as "the crap I put on everything that doesn't taste good enough because I'm a goddamn five year old in an adult's body".
Here's the article.