Anybody "shocked" about this? (pun intended)

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 2/06/2013 5:09pm

Originally Posted by Diesel_tke

... this cool thing called the belt that wraps around your waist.

Hahaha, i had to look that one up(fortunately).

That makes a lot of sense for transport i imagine.
It just needs a codpiece.

"Trust me dude, don't even think about it..."

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 1:41pm

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

Hahaha, i had to look that one up(fortunately).

That makes a lot of sense for transport i imagine.
It just needs a codpiece.

"Trust me dude, don't even think about it..."

Yeah, it works well for when you have inmates that tend to act up in court. They act a lot better with that belt on. You rarely have to use it. Just the presence of it is usually enough.

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 1:55pm

Originally Posted by Diesel_tke

Yeah, it works well for when you have inmates that tend to act up in court. They act a lot better with that belt on. You rarely have to use it. Just the presence of it is usually enough.

Haha, i'd never be able to do that job.
I'd be "marionetting" bastards down the hall within a year.

"Dance ************!"

They just need one where the firing mechanism is in an old organ-grinder's box.
That one needs the codpiece for sure.

"Entertain your fellow corrections officers with the new Organ Grinder 2000, now with codpiece!
Act now and you receive FREE, a special conductive tin cup and hat combo, for the complete package!"

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 4:00pm

Originally Posted by Sorekara

If that guy had decided to cull everyone that was just a POS, there would've been potential.

That's what Hitler did decide.

Waste of resources, though. Far more economical than all that summer-camp infrastructure: lots of rusting boats on Europe's Mediterranean shore. He should've just had all the POS taken there (by punctual train, of course), put in the boats, and told:

"Promised land? Easy: just keep paddling southeastward."

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 4:46pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

He should've just had all the POS taken there (by punctual train, of course), put in the boats, and told:

"Promised land? Easy: just keep paddling southeastward."

So what you're saying is that all the creeds persecuted by Hitler were in fact "pieces of ****"?

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 7:42pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

So what you're saying is that all the creeds persecuted by Hitler were in fact "pieces of ****"?

So what you're stating is that Hitler merely persecuted creeds?

*holds back sobs of moral outrage*

Those were people, you antisemitic anti-roma homophobic POS.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 2/07/2013 8:54pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

So what you're stating is that Hitler merely persecuted creeds?

Even though they're a bunch of Christian white guys, I'd like to think that Hitler would've persecuted Creed. They suck.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 2/08/2013 8:41am

Originally Posted by Permalost

Even though they're a bunch of Christian white guys, I'd like to think that Hitler would've persecuted Creed. They suck.

Wait...present tense?

Creed still exist?!

*blocks ears, squeezes eyes shut, grits teeth*

Must...initiate...fuhrer...cloning...while...there 's...still...time.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 2/08/2013 11:28am

Originally Posted by jnp

Uh, what? Am I slow, or is the latter half of your paragraph a non sequitur?

No, just insufficiently sadistic to decode my little cipher. If you squirt pepper spray into a toilet, the next person to use it gets to enjoy its benefits. This is especially refreshing if the person flushes before they get up.