2/05/2013 3:07pm, #11
You realize that the reason you, and 5 year olds, put fail sauce on vegetables is because your palate is undisciplined and you're giving in to the craving for fat-salt, right?
Food is fuel, not entertainment.
2/05/2013 3:42pm, #12Dum spiro, spero.
Tada gan iarracht.
2/05/2013 5:13pm, #13
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Maybe learning how to cook a tasty and healthy meal is just the ticket for impressing a girl, not to mention the satisfaction of eating something you've prepared yourself.
2/05/2013 8:27pm, #14
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Ranch dressing is awesome fat chick bait. I have standards, though. That's why I have a jacked up pickup truck. I use the Ranch to lure them in, but if they're too fat to jump to the step bar, it's a no-go.
2/05/2013 8:53pm, #15
2/06/2013 8:12pm, #16
Ack!Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
2/06/2013 8:15pm, #17
Oh, and I can't stand ranch dressing. Or mayonnaise. If you're coating everything you eat in something that resembles spunk, perhaps you should re-examine your life choices.Originally Posted by Canuckyokushin
2/06/2013 8:42pm, #18
CHEEZUSSS! 140 calories / two chicken nuggets? (Like fried chicken by-product isn;t bad enough already...)
That's @ 500+ extra calories per meal!
I've never been a huge ranch eater so I didn't bother checking the serving infromation but I had no idea it was THAT rich and nasty.
The obesity epidemic is starting to make a little more sense to me considering the vast portions of this **** slathered upon the already over-taxed metabolisms of your average American schlub.
Welp. Now I have an official reason to hate on the stuff other than my usual "it tastes like sour creamed ass".
On the upside, if you walk around Gresham, Oregon with some on your dick you'll get a blow job for sure...
2/07/2013 11:07pm, #19
So for those people, rules of thumb like that one, which like "Fail Sauce" I hope catches on, is a useful mantra to regurgitate; especially if you're the type who does find yourself looking forward to the prospect of a Baconator more than going for a jog.
If everyone had the capability of regulating his own behavior and impulses, we wouldn't need the Martial Arts in the first place and we'd be several thousand years further advanced as a species.
But then, this is a response to an article in which I used the term "fuckbucket", so maybe I should just back off a tad on serious social commentary.
2/07/2013 11:45pm, #20
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Being a faulty human and just as guilty doesn't mean you can't think or speak about those things.