Fail Sauce (AKA "Ranch Dressing): Douchebag of the Month

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Obviously in a perfect world Ranch dressing should be banned and in many countries, like the UK, the stuff is unavailable.

But the locals can freebase it using subversive literature.

[Smackjack]

So ranch salad dressing is a legitimate argument for eugenics? Is that your point?

Maybe someone who wrote an article on BS is upset that all that ranch dressing goes straight to their hips?

Let's get this straight, I use ranch dressing as a gateway drug to get my son to try vegetables he would normally condemn as the spawn of Satan. After a while, the ranch gets dropped in favor of something else, like lemon juice on broccoli. Like I said, it's a gateway drug.

ps. I was channeling some of our members who are reading comprehension challenged except the last paragraph. That stuff is all true.

I agree with ^ you can't expect to always love the taste of veggies, and ranch/bleu cheese does it for me.

[Phrost]

You realize that the reason you, and 5 year olds, put fail sauce on vegetables is because your palate is undisciplined and you're giving in to the craving for fat-salt, right?

Food is fuel, not entertainment.

[cualltaigh]

Food is fuel, not entertainment.

I don't see any reason why food can't be both. Though if ranch dressing is the jackass of the culinary world then I prefer my food more like the theatre - rich, complex, skillfully prepared and delivered, thought provoking with subtle undertones and a smattering of audience participation.

[doofaloofa]

Jelly




Wrestling

[judoist]

Food is fuel, not entertainment.

I disagree. Who is to say that the only way in which food can be entertainment is because of cravings for unhealthy/addictive ingredients?

Maybe learning how to cook a tasty and healthy meal is just the ticket for impressing a girl, not to mention the satisfaction of eating something you've prepared yourself.

[Devil]

Ranch dressing is awesome fat chick bait. I have standards, though. That's why I have a jacked up pickup truck. I use the Ranch to lure them in, but if they're too fat to jump to the step bar, it's a no-go.

[battlefields]

Ranch dressing is awesome fat chick bait. I have standards, though. That's why I have a jacked up pickup truck. I use the Ranch to lure them in, but if they're too fat to jump to the step bar, it's a no-go.

Leaving the land whales tuckered out and on the ground so I can lance them with my skin harpoon. Cheers, bro.

[Honey Badger]

You realize that the reason you, and 5 year olds, put fail sauce on vegetables is because your palate is undisciplined and you're giving in to the craving for fat-salt, right?

Food is fuel, not entertainment.

Food is both fuel and entertainment. Eating is one of our few 5 sense experiences.

It's the lazy bastards who can't understand a mass-energy balance equation and feel that they deserve a 120000 calorie dinner every night that **** everything up.

[Honey Badger]

Oh, and I can't stand ranch dressing. Or mayonnaise. If you're coating everything you eat in something that resembles spunk, perhaps you should re-examine your life choices.