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    Quote Originally Posted by alex View Post
    my girlfriend could kick your girlfriends ass
    Yeah, because she's 6'4 and 140kg. Typical Kiwi chick.

    Quote Originally Posted by combathug View Post
    I think I know a woman as insecure as this doctor lady thing.

    Her boyfriend is really annoying. Keeps trying to prove himself relevant, when he obviously isn't.
    You're playing with fire.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by combathug View Post
    I think I know a woman as insecure as this doctor lady thing.

    Her boyfriend is really annoying. Keeps trying to prove himself relevant, when he obviously isn't.
    HAHAHAHAHA

    Who the **** are you scrub? What? Did you find your way into a BJJ school and feel like such a badass because you learned how to muscle **** your way into someone's guard? How's your youtube education coming along?

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    Quote Originally Posted by combathug View Post
    I think I know a woman as insecure as this doctor lady thing.

    Her boyfriend is really annoying. Keeps trying to prove himself relevant, when he obviously isn't.
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    King without a crown

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    Hey Sirc remember that time you lost a fight to a guy who did Wing Chun?
    Because I really like reminding you of that.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA

    Who the **** are you scrub? What? Did you find your way into a BJJ school and feel like such a badass because you learned how to muscle **** your way into someone's guard? How's your youtube education coming along?
    It's a wikipedia education thank you very much.

    I use TECHNIQUE to get broken down in someone's guard.

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    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezmond View Post
    I can recommend comments! When did that happen? Is that because I reached level 3? I feel great! Doofaloofa got my cherry.

    I feel like I'm really part of this community now, sometimes it gets lonely out here you know?

    What. A. Day.

    Who wants a cuddle to celebrate? Devil you old rogue?
    Yeah, you're a part of this community. The gay part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Yeah, you're a part of this community. The gay part.
    Redundant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Escrimator View Post
    -Does your doctor girlfriend know you brag about her as some trophy?

    -Is it that much of a feat that a beautiful,smart,sucessful woman took interest in you that you have to draw so much atention to the fact? Itīs almost like you cant beleive it yourself.
    From the fact that her "worship" of him is supposed to be the kind she would have if he pissed barbiturates, we can make a pretty good guess as to why this supposed dream girl is settling for our little drama queen: she's so strung out on downers that she doesn't know the difference. It's sad, but why the hell else is he bringing in drug themes where they aren't relevant? It's hardly the way someone in a healthy relationship brags about sexual prowess, and it explains why he's so anxious to call other people enablers and to take cheap shots demeaning other people's wives / fiancees / girlfriends while constantly bragging about his own (not something someone at all secure about his own partner or relationship would do). I'll bet she's skinny all right. Oh, Sirc, you make my ROFLCOPTR go SOI SOI SOI, little fellow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    No. I made them that way.

    --T.E. Lawrence, the manliest brit ever.
    I think that was the Saudis, as we saw whenever their royalty visited their very close "friends" the Bushes at their Crawford, Texas ranch. It was always so heart-warming when they picked wildflower bouquets together as they walked hand-in-hand after kissing. It more than made up for the Saudi royal family's massive funding of ultra-fundamentalist pro-jihadist Wahhabist schools and clergy throughout their regime as their way of making up for the fact that most of their princes live a lifestyle that would make Larry Flynt blush. But it's okay, because it could never produce a generation or two of leaders, funders, and frontline operatives for terrorism.

    Somehow I derailed my own Shrub and Bandar Bush is ghey for each other, tee hee joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Sirc became the Groundhog and came a few days early.
    Sirc shows up once a year to ruin the day of a dumpy everyman (played by Bill Murray), goading him to do better. I'm sure if Sirc could make people relive single days until they did so to his satisfaction, he'd do it all the time.

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