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  1. ChuckWepner is offline

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    So, Detachment, Sir, did your balls drop yet?

    I think Resonance10 has been hinting that he would be willing to fly over to Egypt to assist with the procedure if you could teach him Chen's error code secret, Sir.

    Also, I'm pretty sure there are videos that the two of you can follow that will teach you a shredding technique that will get them right out for you, Sir.

    When you have divided the true martial arts from the false, will you share your knowledge freely with us, Sir? Or will you hoard your knowledge to yourself so that you can become a mighty warrior and restore Egypt to its former glory?

    Is your mother upset that you are so old but not interested in girls yet, Sir? How about your father?

    I realize that this is unsolicited advice, Sir, but I hope that you will still like it because I am so polite.

    Salaam, Sir.

    Chuck
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    An elbow to the back is how you say "your takedown is all wrong" in sign language.
    The friendly stomp to the butt which follows is SL for "try harder next time"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike321 View Post
    Detachment,
    You are facing a fundamental reality of violence: whoever brings more to the fight usually wins. The answer to a guy with a knife is a gun, the answer to eight guys with ak-47s is 30 guys with armored vehicles mounted with machine guns. The answer to two guys breaking into your house with knives might be two large dogs, you with a large club, and your wife protecting the kids with a knife. And hopefully your neighbors come to your aid. Martial arts do not get past this reality. Anyone who claims they can are typically lying or deluded.
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    I swear to God, if you fucks keep posting I'm going to post child gore.
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    I'm going to scream into a pillow now...
    When they're done, request smaller cellmates.


    @ Chris: Well? Where's all this "child gore"?
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    Re: My thoughts on Martial Arts

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    I swear to God, if you fucks keep posting I'm going to post child gore.
    You know how I know you're lying? It's simple really; you're making promises on fairy tale characters. Very clever how you relieved yourself the burden of following through.
    Start a training log!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.
  7. ChuckWepner is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Sleepless View Post
    I swear to God, if you fucks keep posting I'm going to post child gore.
    Why don't you inspire us all with some of your racist ****-talk to teach us about the plight of the Asian-American, instead? My ethnic background is a northern European mix, with a little Cherokee and/or Choctaw. So, you know, cracker, honkie, mick, or kraut, whatever gets you going. "Fucks" is so generic.

    Otherwise, posting by non-mods just to tell others not to post is a pretty pathetic form of douchebaggery. If your need to try to control someone else is that desperate, you should probably just go back to being an asshole about people's girlfriends on facebook to get a rise out of them.

    And yeah, I already know how kewl your life is with the race cars and the Olivia Wilde girlfriend and how you know Omega and that you're this site's #1 asshole and that you've been posting here way longer than I have and how that makes you cool and everything. But you're just being a lame douchebag now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    You know how I know you're lying? It's simple really;
    Damn. I thought you were gonna say because he's blinking so often.
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    Learning formulas from weirdos on the Internet about things you're not well educated about is how you become a conspiracy theorist. Watch:

    Quote Originally Posted by Internet Weirdo Permalost

    Do you see?

    DO YOU SEE?!?!?


    FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE "HAPPEH THEORY"

    DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPEH!
    Permalost, HAVE YOU CONFIRMED THE 17/23 CORRELATION?
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    Re: My thoughts on Martial Arts

    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckWepner View Post
    Damn. I thought you were gonna say because he's blinking so often.
    Asians don't blink, they multiply.

    "NO TIME FOR BLINK, YOU HOMEWORK NOW!!"
    Start a training log!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.

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