Gym Stories of "THAT GUY" 2013

[sweats]

Him-Well I already know how to kick.
Me-No you don't, you suck.
Him-Who the **** are you?
Me-I'm the head coach.
Him-Are you normally a dick?
Me-Yup.
Him-**** this I'm gone.
Me-*Shrug.

I wish I lived close enough to train with you.

[itwasntme]

Suggestions of the day:

1) People should maybe pay a little more attention to the forum they're in.

2) This should get stickied before it gets lost in the sauce; possibly give it a new title that lets noobs know this is important gym etiquette.

[Omega Supreme]

I wish I lived close enough to train with you.

I've actually posted a few of these. The most recent was the douchebag who challenged me to a fight.

[doofaloofa]

At my new MMA class there is a guy who feigns injury rather than tap

At first I was all 'are you OK man?'

Now I'm all ' If you're injured you'd better not play'

[doofaloofa]

stupid double post

[erezb]

Me: keep your hands up
Him: But "a name of a famous fighter" keeps them down.
Me: (dreams to sucker punch him as hard as i can, and say "you ain't him you cock).
instead i say: well when he started, he too kept his hands up.

[erezb]

When I decided to turn my school into a MMA gym we had two separate buildings. This one guy who had told everybody he had taken years of kickboxing was in the back kicking one of our heavy bags as hard as he could. No technique though, mostly with his foot. I walked back there and told him not to kick the bag.

Him-I'm sure the bag can handle my kicks.
Me-Yeah, I'm sure of that too, but you don't know how to kick.
Him-What?
Me-One of the things we pride ourselves on is kicking and who ever taught you how to kick didn't know what they were doing.
Him-What's wrong with my kicks?
Me-You want my opinion or my instruction?
Him-Well I already know how to kick.
Me-No you don't, you suck.
Him-Who the **** are you?
Me-I'm the head coach.
Him-Are you normally a dick?
Me-Yup.
Him-**** this I'm gone.
Me-*Shrug.

You need to work on your social/business skills, you provide a service, can you afford loosing clients like that? If so, have fun and keep it real i guess, if not, than being a little bit polite, at least with a new guy/stranger will only do good to your school.

[JingMerchant!]

You need to work on your social/business skills, you provide a service, can you afford loosing clients like that? If so, have fun and keep it real i guess, if not, than being a little bit polite, at least with a new guy/stranger will only do good to your school.

Did you know, that assumption is the mother of all **** ups...?

The big O, had already given the guy some slack, that's why it wasn't a problem when he loosened him.

[Omega Supreme]

You need to work on your social/business skills, you provide a service, can you afford loosing clients like that? If so, have fun and keep it real i guess, if not, than being a little bit polite, at least with a new guy/stranger will only do good to your school.

Trust me. I'm actually extremely friendly. When somebody produces the douche card though I cut them loose quick. My motto is better to lose one bad apple than spoil the bunch. I do this every 2 years or so. I cultivate a team/family atmosphere at my locations. Douchebags rarely survive.

[lionknight]

Trust me. I'm actually extremely friendly. When somebody produces the douche card though I cut them loose quick. My motto is better to lose one bad apple than spoil the bunch. I do this every 2 years or so. I cultivate a team/family atmosphere at my locations. Douchebags rarely survive.

Same here. One douchebag can also cause you to loose several good students who don't want to deal with that crap. You reep what you sow.