UFC on FOX 6: Johnson vs Dodson - Jan 26, 2013

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 2:02pm

Too easy

**Devil** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 7:26pm

Originally Posted by Shawarma

Not sure how that makes sense, even trollwise. Personally, I find the lower weight classes far more entertaining than the higher ones. The pace is higher, the speed of kicks, punches and takedowns is astounding and the little bastards can scrap all night instead of getting winded after throwing three punches due to a combination of belly fat and steroid abuse (I'm looking at you, heavyweight division.)

As for finishes: Aldo is the size of my left testicle and has a ridiculous KO rate. Imanari has 17 of 26 wins by masterful leglock. Dodson himself has 8/14 wins by KO or sub, so I'm not sure how you can find this boring.

And as for you thinking you can beat those guys: lol, no.

You get off on midget fights. I get it. That's cool. See how I don't hate on you for your fetish?

You like to watch feather merchants who don't have the power to seriously hurt each other, much less hurt men who wear big boy pants tap away at each other like woodpeckers. Nothing wrong with that.

Thanks for making my point by having to resort to Aldo, who isn't a flyweight to explain how fucking badass flyweights are. Awesome.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 10:58pm

No, you're putting words in my mouth because you're butthurt that I think watching tiny little half-men fight is a lame pasttime.

Watching inept fat guys fights is an even lamer pastime, but I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Love that ****. I bought a fuckton of KOTC, Gladiator Challenge, and Vale Tudo tapes just to see some fat on fat crime. You have to keep your eyes peeled for names like Harry Moskowitz, Mark Smith, Mike Bourke, Ioka Tianuu, Ross Clifton, and Jugs McGuinness.

**Devil** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 8:54am

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

Watching inept fat guys fights is an even lamer pastime, but I still thoroughly enjoy it.

Love that ****. I bought a fuckton of KOTC, Gladiator Challenge, and Vale Tudo tapes just to see some fat on fat crime. You have to keep your eyes peeled for names like Harry Moskowitz, Mark Smith, Mike Bourke, Ioka Tianuu, Ross Clifton, and Jugs McGuinness.

The fat guys suck, but at least they have the redeeming quality of not looking like yard gnomes.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 2:25pm

Just drop the damn weight classes already.

What?

Nobody's listening?

Oh.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 6:06pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Just drop the damn weight classes already.

What?

Nobody's listening?

Oh.

I'm listening.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 6:35pm

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

I'm listening.

Oh, look!

It's...it's Mighty-Mouse versus...versus Caine!

Boy, am I glad they were able to find a place where this bout was permitted.

Otherwise, the only weight-class-free "fights" we might see would involve fat non-talents versus jumpy little larpers...

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 7:22pm

Check out Holy Moment's David vs Goliath series.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 1/29/2013 11:39pm

Hey "Big" John McCarthy was reffing a few fights.

"Hey look at me with your bad eye. Can you see me? Am I ugly?"
Dodson laughs.

I had low expectations for this title fight because Might Mouse's fight with Joseph Benavidez wasn't that interesting. Lot of missing and running backwards and clinching against the fence. Having a lot of food at the buffet before I got to the UFC didn't help either.

Good night of fights on the main card. Rampage disappointing again.