What type of Karate is this?

**catfishaggie** · Posted On: 1/16/2013 11:45pm

Originally Posted by jnp

Well, with a highly accurate and detailed description like that, I'm sure we'll find the answer in no time!

It's not like there are hundreds of Karate styles and thousands of videos out there to make this harder to figure out.

Finally, I once crushed a snail under my foot. It was slimy. Any idea what type of snail it was?

That's it brah, I'm reporting you to the t-sipping hippies at that school! How can you call yourself an Austinite and joke about stepping on poor defenseless food....oops meant snails.

**itwasntme** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 12:19am

Originally Posted by Naraku

I remember seeing a video on Youtube. The Katas were extremely exagerated especially on the hip twists for the punches. It looked really corny. Anybody know the name please?

Tennis.

But srsly, once you have 5 posts, you may post a link.

You're welcome.

**Middlefinger** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 1:10am

Originally Posted by Naraku

I remember seeing a video on Youtube. The Katas were extremely exagerated especially on the hip twists for the punches. It looked really corny. Anybody know the name please?

Originally Posted by Naraku

Is this a who can make the wittiest comment contest?

I hope you aspirate a wad of cock-snot and get pneumonia.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 1:18am

Early candidate for best thread of 2013.

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 1:44am

Originally Posted by PizDoff

Early candidate for best thread of 2013.

They make pills for that now.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 2:27am

Originally Posted by Naraku

I remember seeing a video on Youtube. The Katas were extremely exagerated especially on the hip twists for the punches. It looked really corny. Anybody know the name please?

I remember reading this thread on Bullshido once. A n00b posted something pretty foolish out in the wild and got the absolute piss taken out of him. It was hilarious. Anyone remember the name of that thread?

Jokes aside, why don't you start a thread in Newbietown, introduce yourself and your MA background. If nothing else it'll help you safely get your posts up until you can post a link. Oh, and make sure you read the stickies in each forum before posting (they're the ones titled 'Naraku! READ ME!')

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 1/17/2013 4:27am

We had a cat that used to drop on my uncles' head from on top of open doors

She pissed on my dads' head when he wouldn't get out of bed to let her out

Ting. She got run over in the end

Gone but not forgotten