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    Because even the forum itself thought that the point needed to be driven in twice for this guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resonance10 View Post
    You should clarify how 'someone being a knobhead' equates with self defence in this context. Self defence is a serious thing.
    You know that submission technique where you put a **** ton of door knobs in a sack?
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    Having had to leave the new year's eve party I was at due to vomiting children.
    There goes your anorexia again.

    Overeat, purge. Overeat, purge.

    You know that dietitian who told you to stop consuming kids at parties?

    Y'might wanna listen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by St Matt View Post
    yes it really was.

    I was unfortunate once and aikido helped me but it wasn't against a trained MMA'er or other kind of fighter just someone that was being a knob head.
    Ah, the bullshit anecdote. A classic. Thank you for participating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by St Matt View Post
    How do you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by St Matt View Post
    How do you think?
    I hope you figure it out one day. Get back to us when you do.

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    Freakin double posting...again..apols.
    Last edited by Resonance10; 1/18/2013 12:33pm at . Reason: double post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    What I'm about to say is completely hearsay as I was too drunk to remember.

    Nov 16th 1999- Apparently this guy who had taken 3 years of Aikido. He was passing a few one liners thinking people were actually amused by him. Anyway he was bragging on how Aikido teaches people to avoid conflict that's what makes it the best martial arts out there. So apparently I mumbled something along the lines of "Apparently you haven't been paying much attention in class." So he calls me on it, and I told him if Aikido teaches people to avoid conflict maybe they should stop throwing it in peoples faces. Anyway, it got a bit heated on his part and I kept laughing at him. Then he changed the subject to the point that he could move out of the way of a punch without a problem. At that point I apparently got up, walked over to him and smacked him and said "You need more practice."

    I guess he tried to get up and try fighting me and I looked at him stating "What about avoiding conflict?" In which he could barely responds, then I said "...and you can block any punch?". In which our mutual friend proclaimed "Well in all fairness you slapped him". Then everybody broke out laughing and defused the situation.

    (Yeah, not an epic tale but that's why I've never told it before). I have a few more along the same line, but that's the funniest.
    Double checked this with my friend. Apparently I missed the part where he tried to get me kicked out of the club and the bouncers just ignored him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Double checked this with my friend. Apparently I missed the part where he tried to get me kicked out of the club and the bouncers just ignored him.
    From the fight vids of yours ive seen i'd have ignored him. I'm sure you would have been a gent about it anyway..

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    What the .... is going on with the double post ****? Anyone else getting it?

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