How to get yourself killed.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 1/11/2013 2:45pm

I showed this video to a lot of people yesterday. It definitely made a lot of people's days.

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 1/11/2013 5:58pm

At one point he turns the rifle's barrel into his groin then gut. Also, he's jerking the guy's rifle back and forth throughout while the guy has his finger in the trigger guard. "So, yeah, when somebody's pointing an AK at you, grab the barrel, point it at your dick, and jerk it back and forth until you catch a bunch of rounds in your crotch and stomach. Then, die in horrible agony if the guy who's gun you just jerked off doesn't finish you off."

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/11/2013 6:34pm

This "disarm" and others like it should be widely taught and presented as 100% effective. Both overpopulation and degradation of the gene-pool could be mitigated.

**judoist** · Posted On: 1/11/2013 6:42pm

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**Dickhead** · Posted On: 1/11/2013 7:04pm

At one point he turns the rifle's barrel into his groin then gut. Also, he's jerking the guy's rifle back and forth throughout while the guy has his finger in the trigger guard. "So, yeah, when somebody's pointing an AK at you, grab the barrel, point it at your dick, and jerk it back and forth until you catch a bunch of rounds in your crotch and stomach. Then, die in horrible agony if the guy who's gun you just jerked off doesn't finish you off."

**Pharabus** · Posted On: 1/12/2013 8:18am

Glad he showed us the crappy technique that would only work in training at the beginning, really helped to differentiate the crappy techniques that would only work in training that followed

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 1/12/2013 4:51pm

Um, unless I 'go advanced' it won't let me see posts past the 10th?

**Shawarma** · Posted On: 1/12/2013 6:09pm

Mostly curious as to why he insist on grabbing the muzzle of the gun. I'm not an expert, but I believe that's usually where bullets come out of. Is there a self-defense application of getting shot in the hand?

**Dickhead** · Posted On: 1/13/2013 8:43am

I've been trying to post in this thread for days. Is the site fucking up or is it my computer?

**SpamN'Cheese** · Posted On: 1/13/2013 9:07am

>Says "we're not looking to do things that work only in training sessions". >Does things that work only in training sessions. I wonder if he'd utilised the deadly possum technique if he ever got shot doing stupid **** like this.