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    Contest of knife and gun skills goes wrong, somehow

    http://www.telegram.com/article/2013...130109940/1116

    From the article

    A New Year's Eve “game” about whether a gun or knife could be drawn more quickly led to a 24-year-old security guard accidentally shooting his best friend, authorities said today.

    Daniel G. Grenon of 94 N. Main St. was arraigned today in Dudley District Court on charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, one count of improper storage of ammunition, and six counts of improperly storing a firearm.
    Getting an ltc in Mass can be a real hassle, depending on your local police chief, and this guy definitely has put the brakes on any LEO plans he had for his future.

    Also, he looks like Rod Farva...


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    Damn, that's really shitty.

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    Oh, but he was a trained professional, like the ones leftist gun control proponents hire to protect them from the scary proletariat. A regular civilian couldn't be that stupid without years of practice.

    The police report said that Mr. Grenon believed the firearm was not loaded and had been cleared of ammunition.
    Well, you fucked up that complex procedure*, didn't you?

    Pudgy security guards with cop mustaches should be on the top of the list of people who don't get gun licenses.

    *Remove magazine, open action, look in chamber, for the uninitiated. A reflexive action upon touching an "unloaded" firearm, if you're not retarded.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    I foresee him being a 3rd shift warehouse guard...but he's a poster boy for armed guards keeping our children safe as posited by the NRA.

    In any case, I think its fair to say that gun beat knife this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    *Remove magazine, open action, look in chamber, put real weapons away when you play grabass
    fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    fixed.
    What if you're drunk though? What then?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Allegedly he passed whatever sobriety test they gave him...so it was all inherent stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    What if you're drunk though? What then?
    Then you get a ketchup bottle and one of those little sword toothpicks as weapon stand ins, and fight until someone makes a time out sign to throw up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Then you get a ketchup bottle and one of those little sword toothpicks as weapon stand ins, and fight until someone makes a time out sign to throw up.
    So no sex then?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    So no sex then?
    I didn't say that anywhere.

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