Back off MMA

[itwasntme]

CHILDREN. Go do some bodyweight squats.

Yes, I know I'm included in this. Still like it.

[W. Rabbit]

Wabbit, you are delusional.

That is not my name, so who are you taking to other than yourself?

You PM me, ME, to ask if I would like some help getting on the right track as far as getting a job in information security.

You then proceed to ask me if I'm a troll and tell me "I'll **** down your neck if you're just fucking with me" (I'm paraphrasing, I know). I tell you, truthfully, that I am not trolling and you proceed to give me advice for a good little while. All this after telling me how you can usually tell when someone is BSing you.

Now you see an opportunity to try and "reclaim" whatever glory you felt was stripped from you upon your arrival here and you jump on it like it's some wet ***** on your first day out. You have completely changed your stance as far as I am concerned.

Glory. right.

Obviously I was of no help, you're still unemployed and useless. The same can't be said of most people I help out. Something must be holding you back.

Having a Masters in Computer Science DOES NOT make you a genius.

Good, I don't have an MS in Compsci.

What does make me a genius? Do you know?

You are indeed every bit the idiot I am and share with me far more than you would like to admit.

No I am a completely different kind of idiot. Some would say a more mindful idiot.

I can actually turn "it" off when necessary or when asked.

[itwasntme]

That is not my name, so who are you taking to other than yourself?

That's a good question. I don't know who I'd been talking to.

Obviously I was of no help, you're still unemployed and useless. The same can't be said of most people I help out.

So you resort to MORE blatant lies. Nice work after your show at the ass end of the Rice YMAS thread.

Good, I don't have an MS in Compsci.

You don't have one or you never said it?

What does make me a genius? Do you know?

Not motherfucking thing, *****.

No I am a completely different kind of idiot.

Finally, some truth. I have backbone, you don't.

I've learned to turn it off when asked.

Then turn it off.

[W. Rabbit]

At first you said we share nothing, now you want to be my twin?

Show me where I want to be your twin.

I was accusing Rice without proof.

Yes.

Lol. No ****? And here this looked like a gold mine of a thread to me. My OP was troll bait and then Crack Fox showed me a cool video of this system. I'm sorry that was so hard for you to understand.

Troll bait, roger.

If you were worth any more of my time, I'd go look real quick. Idiot.

You need a new angry word. Idiot is lowbrow for this website.

**** you're dumb. Fucking idiot.

Does adding "****" make it angrier? Oh there's "idiot" again.

No, idiot.

Good lord man....

My backbone lies in that I don't feel the need to be fake to anybody.

Then stop being fake.

As much **** as I talk on here, I'm completely honest

No.

and that's how I am in real life.

No.

Just like how you are on here is most likely how you are in real life, a fake.

No.

Got it.

No, you don't.

[Budo_Brown]

Join me! It's fun! I promise.

I lied. My legs hurt.

I feel ya. Just got done training. We did 30 partner squats and 30 one legged squats on each side.

[XXIV]

I feel ya. Just got done training. We did 30 partner squats and 30 one legged squats on each side.

Those I admit I am not ready for yet. More power to you for being able to do that. What are partner squats?

[Budo_Brown]

Those I admit I am not ready for yet. More power to you for being able to do that. What are partner squats?

Thanks. Partner squats are when you put your partner in a standing fireman's carry and do squats with him or her on your shoulders. They are harder than weight training squats in my opinion. The dead weight of a human body is no joke.

[W. Rabbit]

The dead weight of a human body is no joke.

Is it different than the dead weight of actual weights?

[catfishaggie]

Yes, I never practiced any arts until Nov. 29th. I've played sports my whole life though and am a skilled athlete none the less. Fighting is not a magical skill. That's why there are guys in the UFC that only started training after seeing a UFC fight on tv. You can't say that for football or baseball.

You do know that there are plenty of scholarship players in the NCAA playing football that never touched a pigskin until high school, and some of them not even until their junior year. You don't really need a "lifetime" to run into or away from somebody. Yes, I did break football down to it's core elements. I spent from the age of five until I was 17 playing the game that is a religion down here in Texas. The only thing that makes football complicated or seem that way is all the schemes. Get out of here with that fucking analogy.

Baseball's history is full of players that just came into it and never "trained" at it all when they did play. Shoeless Joe didn't start playing until he got a job at a mill and it wasn't that long after that he was asked to play for Chicago. Walter Johnson, one of the greatest pitchers ever, same thing. Babe Ruth was drunk most of the time and used to chug a soda for every hot dog he would ate, he was known to eat a dozen in a sitting. How the **** does that proves baseball takes intense training to be good? I just named three of the greatest players to ever play the game and I never touched the Negro League players who due to shitty attitudes never had a chance until they were older to actually get a glove and ball.

Where the **** is Ty Cobb when you need him?

[wetware]

Thanks. Partner squats are when you put your partner in a standing fireman's carry and do squats with him or her on your shoulders. They are harder than weight training squats in my opinion. The dead weight of a human body is no joke.

Is it different than the dead weight of actual weights?

Those frigging suck. And yeah, they're worse than just weights in my opinion. I'm guessing it's because your frigging partner can't hold still. He's got his own balance issues he instinctively tries to correct.

Edit: Oh... in a fireman's carry. Never did it that way. Always piggyback.