Back off MMA

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/07/2013 8:08pm

Originally Posted by Mister

I love the title of this thread.

Back off MMA like MMA has been raping him for so long but his patience has finally run out and the time has come to stand up for what he believes in.

The way it's written too "BACK OFF MMA" not "please go away MMA" or "MMA please stop hurting me"... he's kept up with it for so long even though he could EASILY kick MMA's ass but now the time has come, our protagonist is tired of it.

Now, MMA is forcing his hand to administer a heavy non-regulated dose of traditional whoopass, no more mister nice guy.

Despite training without sparring for centuries in the way (Ka) of (Ra) peace (Te) he can no longa sit back while MMA invades his people and slaughters his men, unleash da beast.

The entity MMA hates the planet Traditional and everyone on it.

**** my life.

So Mister, now that you're living in Islamist Central, you can tell us: which MA is best for implementing those charming Shari'a sentences we keep hearing about?

Quickly, now! Chop-chop!

**Mister** · Posted On: 1/07/2013 8:12pm

Iaido obviously.

**crappler** · Posted On: 1/07/2013 11:57pm

"You don't do Karate."

-Vieux Normand

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 1/08/2013 10:15am

Originally Posted by crappler

"You don't do Karate."

-Vieux Normand

1) It was more like No, You Do NOT Fucking Do Karate

2) Wrong thread

**ChuckWepner** · Posted On: 1/09/2013 4:54am

Originally Posted by Mister

Iaido obviously.

I've gotta hand it to you, that was a sharp choice.

:scuttles away hiding face:

**catfishaggie** · Posted On: 1/09/2013 7:21am

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

Also, he could get women pregnant just by thinking about them that way, if you know what I mean.

I thought that happened to me once. At the time I was thinking "Holy ****! The force is strong in me, that bastard is going to be Vader, I'm more powerful than Dillman"

Turns out the bitch was just cheating on me....

**Mister** · Posted On: 1/09/2013 9:07am

Originally Posted by ChuckWepner

I've gotta hand it to you, that was a sharp choice.

:scuttles away hiding face:

Oh my god.

I should...

Oh my god.

**Shorin-ken** · Posted On: 1/15/2013 2:31pm

Originally Posted by Jimmy Needer

the MMA will tackle the karateka to the ground, sit on him and pound his coconut like a gorilla on heat.

First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 1/15/2013 2:40pm

Originally Posted by Shorin-ken

First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.

Typical Shorin ryu guy - not being able to put any effort into anything, not even trolling.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 1/15/2013 2:46pm

Originally Posted by Shorin-ken

First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical.

Bullied? STFU with that PC bullshit. That word should be stricken from casual conversation.

Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.

You wouldn't have posted ANYTHING if you were "happy with it."