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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    "You don't do Karate."

    -Vieux Normand
    1) It was more like No, You Do NOT Fucking Do Karate

    2) Wrong thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister View Post
    Iaido obviously.
    I've gotta hand it to you, that was a sharp choice.

    :scuttles away hiding face:

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    Back off MMA

    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckWepner View Post
    Also, he could get women pregnant just by thinking about them that way, if you know what I mean.
    I thought that happened to me once. At the time I was thinking "Holy ****! The force is strong in me, that bastard is going to be Vader, I'm more powerful than Dillman"

    Turns out the bitch was just cheating on me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckWepner View Post
    I've gotta hand it to you, that was a sharp choice.

    :scuttles away hiding face:
    Oh my god.

    I should...

    Oh my god.
    Last edited by Mister; 1/09/2013 9:11am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Needer View Post
    the MMA will tackle the karateka to the ground, sit on him and pound his coconut like a gorilla on heat.
    First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorin-ken View Post
    First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.
    Typical Shorin ryu guy - not being able to put any effort into anything, not even trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorin-ken View Post
    First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical.
    Bullied? STFU with that PC bullshit. That word should be stricken from casual conversation.

    Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.
    You wouldn't have posted ANYTHING if you were "happy with it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorin-ken View Post
    First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.
    First of all, all humans (MMA'ers and TMA'ers alike) are apes, like it or not, and barely anybody (at least in the past several decades) gets down on TMA because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles. Where did that argument come from?

    Nobody here is attacking your right to be happy. You like Shorin-Ryu? That's awesome - good for you. But making a poorly-constructed argument as a preemptive defense of your style... that's your first post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickPuncher View Post
    Nobody here is attacking your right to be happeh.
    Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorin-ken View Post
    First of all; MMA fighters are like apes and traditionalists are often bullied all because of what Bruce Lee said about traditional styles and systems being impractical. Shorin ryu Karate is my style and I'm happy with it.
    You are so right. Bruce Lee's comments about traditional styles are what allow other people to steal your lunch money, throw your hat on the roof, and push you down in the mud puddle on the playground despite your knowing 42 one-touch instant-death moves (all directed to the eyes, throat, and groin, of course, except for the one where you yank out the guy's still beating heart and show it to him before taking a bite out of it).

    Also, those other guys are such meanies that you are just gonna have to lump them all together, pretend that there aren't lots and lots of them with extensive training in TMA, and call them names. That will show them! Those naughty boys will have to live with you calling them a name! Ooh! If only you could stamp your feet while holding your breath over the internet, you would make them sorry. Them and that mean old Bruce Lee. If they don't stop it right now, you are going to have to get your big sister and tell on everybody!

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