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    Some motherfuckers where I used to live said they trained in Shaolin Kempo.

    I thought it was about some motherfuckers who escaped from the Shaolin Temple and fled to Japan to learn Kempo and ****. Then I realized that motherfuckers back then was really dumb.
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    Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung Fu.

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    My favorite outsider's guess as to the meaning of Bartitsu: "the sound of a barmaid sneezing down her own cleavage".

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    I think I read one of the dumber ones on here... it was something like "White Crane School of Bushido" or something along those lines... I might be wrong, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Some motherfuckers where I used to live said they trained in Shaolin Kempo.
    I was thinking of this one too. That's what Villari is calling his... thing he does, right?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    It's been said before, but I need to repeat it: judo-do.

    Judo-do

    Some of the other ones are funny and all, and a lot of them make little sense if you know the language they are written in or the history of the styles they reference - but judo-do is just so clearly wrong to even a complete layman. At best it sounds like a stutter, but then you find it's intentional and the result of a combination of grandiose delusions and a complete lack of imagination. Judo-do - go find a quite place to say it out loud and let the words resonate with you - judo-do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kris "Kneebar" Kringle View Post
    I was thinking of this one too. That's what Villari is calling his... thing he does, right?
    Actually the one I stated was Villari's original name for his system.

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    Hai Lung Ryu, as if you all forgot...
    Mumei Mugei No Jutsu, again, same scrawny gerriatric ninja.
    Mukashi No Jutsu.
    Also probably Dux Ryu, because it reminds me of an old Nintendo game.

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    Actually the one I stated was Villari's original name for his system.
    Shaolin Ssu something... if I recall correctly.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    I'm going on record that any system that was named after a person is stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I'm going on record that any system that was named after a person is stupid.
    Gracie Jiu Jitsu?

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