Thread: What is the dumbest name.....
12/30/2012 11:18pm, #11
Some motherfuckers where I used to live said they trained in Shaolin Kempo.
I thought it was about some motherfuckers who escaped from the Shaolin Temple and fled to Japan to learn Kempo and ****. Then I realized that motherfuckers back then was really dumb.Originally Posted by Goju - joe
12/31/2012 3:33am, #12
Drunken Wolverine Ninja Kung Fu.
12/31/2012 4:02am, #13
My favorite outsider's guess as to the meaning of Bartitsu: "the sound of a barmaid sneezing down her own cleavage".Check out the Bullshido.net Western Martial Arts Forum for all things Western, martial and arty.
Bartitsu: the Gentlemanly Art of Self Defence (est. 1899)
12/31/2012 6:09am, #14
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I think I read one of the dumber ones on here... it was something like "White Crane School of Bushido" or something along those lines... I might be wrong, though.
12/31/2012 10:21am, #15
12/31/2012 10:46am, #16
It's been said before, but I need to repeat it: judo-do.
Some of the other ones are funny and all, and a lot of them make little sense if you know the language they are written in or the history of the styles they reference - but judo-do is just so clearly wrong to even a complete layman. At best it sounds like a stutter, but then you find it's intentional and the result of a combination of grandiose delusions and a complete lack of imagination. Judo-do - go find a quite place to say it out loud and let the words resonate with you - judo-do.
12/31/2012 10:50am, #17
12/31/2012 11:05am, #18
12/31/2012 11:06am, #19
I'm going on record that any system that was named after a person is stupid.
12/31/2012 11:13am, #20