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    I found a reference to an old zen mondo about a monkey in a cage in an old book from the 50's I dug out of the trash.

    I can't find it on the internet, which makes it all the more delicious.

    Will share later, enlightenment (i.e. pie from heaven) to follow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Props for finding the ABBA song.
    Remind me of monkey motherland.
    Banana vodka and kettlebells, comrade.
    Are humanzees native to Sweden?
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    It's funny. Just as I opened this thread Brass Monkey came of Pandora.

    Crazy monkey powers are takin over Pandora!
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    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I found a reference to an old zen mondo about a monkey in a cage in an old book from the 50's I dug out of the trash.

    I can't find it on the internet, which makes it all the more delicious.

    Will share later, enlightenment (i.e. pie from heaven) to follow.
    Looking forward to it! I'm a shameless book rescuer myself.

    Jack Black, "King Kong Song"



    Weak synthesizer pop + driving dance beat + unison instead of harmony + cute girls + string of stereotypical scenes + American pop culture reference =
    Shanadoo, "King Kong"



    Australian musical comedy trio Tripod just wants the movie to get to the fucking monkey!
    ("King Kong" Lyrics NSFW)



    Classic Louis Prima, "I Wanna Be Like You," from Disney's "Jungle Book."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    It's funny. Just as I opened this thread Brass Monkey came of Pandora.

    Crazy monkey powers are takin over Pandora!
    Sri Hanuman's agents are everywhere!

    Many of you are probably familiar with this, but just in case, I give you John Daker at a recital featuring artists from First United Methodist Church in Decatur Illinois, accompanied by Reva Cooper Unsicker, performing a medley of "Christ the Lord is Risen Today" and "Amore."



    And in a singalong animated version:



    As long as we're near a church, let's look in on Mark Fox and his fetus alter-ego "Little Markie" (look for more of his stuff on youtube if you have the stomach for it) as they do a duet sharing "their" fatalistic Calvinist view that God should be praised for pre-determining that Mark would be obese, have terrible fashion sense, sing in a horrifying falsetto, and become an international laughing-stock whose "ministry" mainly leads people to think that anti-abortion activists and Christians generally shouldn't be allowed near sharp implements.

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    This seems like something monkeys might like:
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    The theme song from a show that I watched as a little kid, though I suspect from looking at this now that it wouldn't hold up too well: "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp."



    A somewhat more recent TV favorite: "The Ape of Death" from "The Mighty Boosh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckWepner View Post
    Are humanzees native to Sweden?
    Nay comrade. Russia. Hence ABBA big hit.
    Many faux Americanness.
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    Chung-i Hung-en, a disciple of Ma-tsu, was once asked by Yang-shan:

    "How can one see into one's self-nature?"

    Chung-i said "It is like a cage with six windows, and there is in it a monkey. When someone calls at the east window 'O monkey' he answers. At the other windows the same response is obtained."

    Yang-shan thanked him for the instruction, and said: "Your instructive simile is quite intelligible, but there is one thing on which I wish to be enlightened. If the inside monkey is asleep, tired out, what happens when the outside one comes to interview it?"

    Chung-i got down from his straw seat and taking Yang-shan's arm began to dance, saying: "O monkey, O monkey, my interview with you is finished. It is like an animalcule making its nest among the eyebrows of a mosquito: it comes out at the street crossing and makes a loud cry: 'Wide is the land, few are the people, and one rarely meets friends!' "
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