Posted On:12/27/2012 8:20am
This song makes me hate clapping, celebrating, people, and the world. Other than that, I'm not sure why it didn't win the Eurovision song contest for the Swiss.
One last one, then I'll stop picking the low hanging fruit of Eurovision songs -- the 2003 UK entry by Jemini.
Posted On:12/27/2012 8:41am
Style: Cheng Man Ching Taijiquan
Originally Posted by ChuckWepner
Here is that album, but if you must skimp, start at 5:17 with "Who Are Parents" followed by "My Pal Foot Foot."
Wait, they put the drummer in FRONT of the guitarists?
Kama Sutra blue belt.
Originally Posted by Emevas
I used to **** guys like you in prison.
Originally Posted by Rock Ape
Dude I kill people for a fucking living.
Posted On:12/27/2012 9:04am
Oh yeah? Well,
One of the greatest monkey songs. First, B. B. King. If you don't love B. B. King's music, ... I don't even know what to say. Second, he's singing the blues because his woman is doing him wrong: she wants to SELL HIS MONKEY. You read that right. S-e-l-l his m-o-n-k-e-y. I mean, **** that. So, this is an all-time blues classic sung and played by a national treasure.
For doofaloofa, imagine if the Book of Kells were singing "Four Green Fields" or some cool **** like that (you can update / adjust the example to de-wankerize it as need be). I was going to try to fix it myself, but Ireland's top national treasure according to the first web page that came up is Colin Farrell and he doesn't even look like he smells OK, you know, so I left it. Also, Maeve Binchy was coming up a lot. I mean, fer feck's sake.
Meat Puppets, "Monkey and the Snake"
Posted On:12/27/2012 9:45am
Originally Posted by Batman Smells
A great 'un.
And from Ringo, "Monkey See, Monkey Do"
Posted On:12/27/2012 9:55am
Posted On:12/27/2012 10:19am
Helen Kane, the voice of Betty Boop, does "Aba Daba Honeymoon."
A charming, whimsical, upbeat calypso number by the great Harry Belafonte, with casual but horrifying references near the end to primaticide and primatophagia.
There's not enough words to describe my existence.
Posted On:12/27/2012 10:42am
Style: No Style
Monkeys + Satan = Man
This song isn't really safe for work, but no one can tell what the **** he's saying anyway.
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Posted On:12/27/2012 6:47pm
Straight from the streets of Chicago!
It's like the song is the price you pay to watch the go go dancer shake her ta-tas.
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