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    MMA Fighter Fractures Cock

    Searched and couldn't find this motherfucking story on here. So I'll post that ****.

    http://sourcefednews.com/mma-ray-elb...res-his-penis/

    **** happens. Bad ****. Bad motherfucking ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    It's just not his

    Edit: year.
    Last edited by itwasntme; 12/25/2012 8:21pm at .

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    My old neighbor had this happen to him. At least he got to go on to the Howard Stern show.

    Besides his appearance on TUF, Elbe has a fair amount of fights online.




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    Owwww

    This happened to a good friend when mounting a Filipino whore via sky dive while drunk.

    Nothing funny about a broke dick, but I laughed my ass off anyway.

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    I blame this story on a lack of training. Seriously though how the ****??

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    Quote Originally Posted by hungryjoe View Post
    Owwww

    This happened to a good friend when mounting a Filipino whore via sky dive while drunk.

    Nothing funny about a broke dick, but I laughed my ass off anyway.
    heard from an acquaintance that many american women were ball breakers. never knew that pinays were boner breakers.

    srsly:

    1. how hard does he pump? enough to break a woman's pelvis?

    2. he needs to work on his control and accuracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    I blame this story on a lack of training. Seriously though how the ****??

    Most usually by slamming into the pelvic bone, ie pulling out and ramming back in but you miss. Then there is bending it too far in the wrong direction while erect.

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    Maybe he has brittle cock disease lol. It sounds to me like he needs to jackhammer less and work on his technique. Either way the word ouch just doesn't do it justice.

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    Re: MMA Fighter Fractures Cock

    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Maybe he has brittle cock disease lol. It sounds to me like he needs to jackhammer less and work on his technique. Either way the word ouch just doesn't do it justice.
    Since when is "the jackhammer" not a technique? That's like the finisher, every guy knows this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    Since when is "the jackhammer" not a technique? That's like the finisher, every guy knows this.
    Lol, well it certainly finished him. One question though how do they fix a broken cock?? Nm I'm not sure I want to know.

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